Wrestler Puts Opponents Penis in a Hold....wow...

Well…never thought I would see a penis lock in professional wrestling. Only in Japan. :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Just thinking about it put mine out of reach.

I saw that (or I’m guessing something very similar as I am NOT clicking on the link to rewatch it). That was Gobbledy Gooker level bad.

Mastered the hold, still working on the escape…

hmmm, not sure if that was real or performance art…

It looked real but I didnt want to look to long…

It didn’t look that real – dude was just standing there yelling. Either that or he has a high tolerance for pain.

It looked like he had hold of the ither guys penis, that wouldnt necessarily hurt. Had he grabbed the other guys testicles…:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Since the victim was apparently able to throw the attacker off with just his penis, I’m calling “fake and gay” (as the children say these days).

Maybe next time his opponent will be armed and we’ll be able to see if the penis mightier than the sword.

You’re kidding, right? That was astoundingly fake, even by pro wrestling standards.

Y’know, I’m pretty sure that if someone grabbed me like that, I’d use my arms for something other than flexing. Especially since that particular form apparently allows for punching, given the way they’re windmilling at each other for the first few seconds.

How can you tell apart from the wrestlers not trying to actually hurt one another?

Because you lack the strength to cast your enemies to the ground using only your mighty wang!

Well, maybe you lack it.

I think y’all are missing something.

The guy doing the penis grip is the victim of the hold.

He does all of the signature gestures of the distressed wrestler.

Slap the arm to indicate pain? Check. Grimace extraordinarily? Check. Drop to his knees? Check.

I see it as the “attacker” grabbing the “defender’s” dink and then being overpowered by the awesomeness of the defender’s wiener. He then gets stuck in a painful magic-penis counter hold (notice he used his other hand to try and break the hold - a hold that got stronger the more the “defender” flexed.)

From there the attacker becomes weaker and weaker until finally the attacker wallops him with a badly acted shot to the back of the head.

I’ve never seen a wrestler be so hard on his opponent.
mmm

I hope that wrestler was tested for PEDs after the match. Viagra and Cialis have no place in professional wrestling.

More evidence that professional wrestling might be fake.

So you’re saying there’s a chance. . .

Also, post/user name combo.