Mr. Leonard Stern
Mr. Roger Price
We at (noun) (noun) (noun) Publishing (verb) that we find your submission Mad Libs not (adjective) for publication.
Karl,
In accordance with the principles contained within, we are seizing your manuscript and printing it without paying you, all for the good of the proletariat. Including us.
In Class Unity,
Rothschild Publications
Dear Mr. Adams,
One word of advice regarding your dreams of being a published author: Panic.
My dear Mrs. Shelley,
As well you know, we have all been through a dreadfully gloomy summer. Whereas your esteemed husband and friends may feel that a gloomy story is consequently appropriate for the season, we feel that our readers would like the relief of something more cheerful and less implausible than a tale of a man-made creature ravaging the countryside. Perhaps another publisher will feel differently.