“Harry Baggins and the Gold Ring”
Gandalf discovers Bilbo’s great-uncle is a wizard. He adopts him as an apprentice and takes him to the Istari wizard school “Orcwarts”. There he meets his archenemy Ralph Sauron. In chapter 2 he befreinds an old bum known only as “Gollum” who gives him a gold ring… In chapter three the school plays Rugby (wizard rules) against a team known as “The Nine Ringwraiths”…
Led by a young farmer by the name of “Skywalker.”
Bells
Bulls
Balls
The reader can fill in the rest.