Write bad movie blurbs for popular film (long intro) s

Something like 4 or 5 11(!) years ago, I started what I thought would be a short-lived ‘5 word movie review’ CS thread which @Elendil_s_Heir turned into a Thread Game which I’m happy to see is still active to this day:

Five-Word Movie Review

So I hope the OP doesn’t mind if I do the same-- I think it’d be fun. Here we go…

Guess the movie from the bad movie blurb