There seem to be wackier and wackier headlines today, attempting to grab your attention. Post some of the wackiest current headlines you can find, then write absurd lead paragraphs to accompany them.
Here’s a couple to get you started:
Elon Musk announces that he will begin implanting chips in human brains in 2022
Elon Musk, founder, CEO and Chief Engineer at SpaceX, CEO and Product Architect of Tesla, Inc.; founder of The Boring Company; and co-founder of Neuralink and OpenAI, announced today that he plans to implant potato chips into the brains of every human being on Earth. Asked why he wants to implant potato chips into human brains, Musk replied, “I’m a wacky billionaire, I can do just about anything I want.”
Scientists Catch a Mesmerizing Glimpse of a Super-Rare Giant Phantom Jelly
Top marine scientists announced the sighting of an enormous jellyfish that only appeared briefly, then vanished completely into thin air. Lead scientist, Ima Nutt, PhD., said, “We spent weeks studying deep ocean video, looking for anything of interest. Nada. Then, one of our esteemed colleagues suggested we try psilocybin mushrooms to break the monotony, and lo and behold, the giant jellyfish appeared!”