Write this story, one word at a time

[Gadarene]

This is evidently a Dadaist story.

[PunditLisa]

“Yowsa!”

[Monstre]

cried

@CaerieD

“Holy mother of God,” he ejaculated.

Actually, it was “Holy mother of Bob,”

Although I can see where people get confused…

Monstre <— aka Bob

[garygnu]

Bob
(Not so much Dada as MadLib)

[CaerieD]

. The

D’oh! Sorry about the whole Bob/God mixup. We’ll have to be sure to fix that on subsequent pages.

[Governor_Quinn]

steel

[anyrose]

blade

[CaerieD]

in

[anyrose]

the

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

vaseline

[CaerieD]

glistened

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

like

[CaerieD]

moist

[Gadarene]

vaseline-soaked

[Talon_Karrde]

steel.

[CaerieD]

But,

[Monstre]

precocious

[Rhythmdvl]

ogres

[Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew]

tiptoed

[Lemur866]

stealthily