I get it, I get it! Newt!!
I feel so much better. Thanks, SPOOFE! 
I have it on very good authority that ADP shops here.
Who says goths are gloomy?
No-one here. But kamandi kind of implied it.
** Skeezix**, if you’re not writing comedic plays for a living, you should be. That was hilarious! By the by…have you been welcomed as a newbie to the SDMB? Probably, but let me add my congratulations for having found us. Er, did you bring your hamster? 
The “gem” works better if you add “www.” in front of it. However for a lot of hilarity about demons in particular and just about everything else in general Sluggy Freelance is just about the best online comic there is. with reference to the whole demon thing I like this sluggy classic better: sluggy freelance # 1
Buliwyf
A demonalotor is a carriage for pushing demons around in.
-fh
Thank you buliwyf. All ya gotta say is link doesn’t work. Some people. Jeez.
You know the link works for me.
DesertGeezer: Thenk yew, thenkyuvurrimuch.
(Bows head, sticks hands in pockets, doodles in sand with one toe) Aw shucks.
That was, I think, me first foray into stage direction, actually; well, since either highschool or my first year o’ college, anyway. And yeah, hardygrrl took a shot at me (with Star Wars bukakke porn, no less, eww) in the latest Welcome Wagon thread. I must admit, however, my hamster is far too busy keeping my dialup connection open to assist with the SDMB, I’m afeared.
I do have to say, a more intelligent buncha wackadoos I have never run across on any msg board or newsgroup, to date, hangs out here. Y’all just drag out what little good material I got.
posted by The Mermaid
Sorry Mermaid, my intentions were honorable I assure you. However, far be it from me to pass up the chance to be a pompous ass. Seriously though, the link wouldn’t work for me until I added the “www.”, I read sluggy religiously and the site really is www.sluggy.com. Honestly…I swear…what?!? stop looking at me.
Buliwyf
Well done, young Jedi, well done. 
Sounds to me like someone has read one too many Elric books.
Next they’ll be hawking “Real” copies of the Necronomicom.
My evidence suggests there is no such thing as reading too many Elric books. And speaking of no such thing… Once had a friend (in a drunken stupor, of course) rail on and on to a group of 8 or 10 of us in a bar one night about the copy he possessed of said evil tome. A couple of the group had no idea what he was on about, a couple of ‘em bought every word he said, and the rest of us chuckled to ourselves as he went on about the various summonings and protective devices detailed in the book. About this time we realised he was dead serious. (no pun intended)
Apparently, he’d bought something proposing itself to be the Necronomicon in some shady ‘spiritualist’ store. Whether it was self delusion (I bought this freakin’ thing for $200, so it damn well is the real thing) a sucker purchase generated by a smooth talking shop owner, or what, we never did figure out. Then again, maybe he was making the whole thing up, and wouldn’t drop the act once he’d started on his story; who knows?
Once he left the bar, we did have a round of uproarious laughter at his expense, I’m ashamed to admit. But we never could convince him that the bloody book never existed before H.P Lovecraft thunk it up.