wtf is a wood chuck?

[TBG]

My mom says when she was a girl the whole thing was different, instead of how much wood, it was what kind of wood.

What kind of wood
would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood?

A woodchuck
would chuck
whatever kind of wood
a woodchuck could chuck
if a woodchuck
could chuck wood

[LawMonkey]

@t-keela

The marmot is a stocky coarse-furred burrowing rodent with a short bushy tail found throughout the northern hemisphere; hibernates in winter and is commonly called a Ground Hog.

Also, let’s not forget that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for domestic… you know, within the city – that ain’t legal either.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

For Woodchucks, chucking wood is like their morning coffee.

THIS is what they look like without coffee.