WTF IS this??? I Mean Seriously...

Come to think of it, it’s gotta’ be a North American tailless, bipedal, dusky echidna. Obviously she’s ready to lay her eggs, (as evidenced by the well-known “modified cartoon sleepwalker” stance) as she makes her way to the nest for the blessed event.

Usually, sixteen small, sphereoid brownish eggs are laid, (which are themselves protected by a thick yet runny pudding-like substance of the same colour as the eggs.)

She has sixteen “ducted nipples”, one for each baby, each dispensing the runny, dark grayish milk on which her offspring depend.

This animal is actually NOT rare, as evidenced by at least 50 sightings of this type taking place every year in North America alone.

It’s Rick Astley, doing one of his eponymous Rolls.

Looks more like a dickfer to me.

It’s the Doctor in the third series finale.

It’s the first ever recorded sighting of a grue. Whatever you do, don’t follow it into the dark.

“Die! Die! Die! Die!”

It’s The Goblin, dressed as a santaman.

Why would a Zuni fetish warrior doll yell out The! The! The! The! in German?

Chupacabra just doesn’t quite fit the bill; looks more like a Tokoloshe, an African little fella. The scenario looks Euro, yer right, and I’m not sure how Immigration laws apply. I’ve heard that Tokoloshe are displacing gnomes and elves in their jobs, though.

Could be this feature:

Dang those African legends!

It’s a Jawa. He’s looking to slap a restraining bolt on someone’s Roomba and make off with it.

My first thought was chupacabra, but it also looks like Kermit to me.

Actually, it looks more like a hammerfer. Subspecies estwing. Clearly.

It’s the photo that is going on the front of all my holiday ecards.

It’s obviously Mini-Me

Oooh - totally. If I squint right, it looks like a toddler who’s either just about to start or has just completed a cartwheel.

…While wearing an executioner’s hood.