WTF moments with strangers.

I have a somewhat similar story. Freshman year of college, I’m young and naive and very, very shy. I was driving myself and two dorm-mates to the mall when we get rear-ended by a guy on a Harley. This guy was HUGE, and totally fit the biker stereotype…black leather, long braid, big beard, covered in tattoos. He also had another biker buddy along with him, same kind of guy. I was terrified…even though he was at fault, looking in that rearview mirror I was sure I was in for a nasty confrontation.

I could not have been more wrong. Those two guys were some of the sweetest, nicest guys I’ve ever met. We ended up laughing 'til our sides hurt, and they invited us to come party with us that night. We didn’t go, but that was one of my first lessons in life that you really, really shouldn’t judge a book by its cover.

I’ve been told that my “neutral face” often ends up looking like a “bitch face”, or a scowl, if you will. It’s not that I’m thinking mean thoughts or anything, but when I’m just thinking, I’m thinking! (There is some psychology mumbo jumbo out there about social expectations of women looking friendly and inviting, but that’s just not me). So once in a while, I’ll have some happy bubbly old guy say “Smile!” while passing me. Since I don’t know these people from Adam, I just ignore them and go on with my life. But if I am caught in a bad mood and come across this, sometimes I will say “My father just died. Would you smile about that?!?!” Usually, they hustle off looking quite contrite and guilty, but we both move on.

Anyway, that’s the backstory. One time, I was caught in that sort of situation again, and instead of looking contrite and walking away, the guy responded with “But at least your mother is still alive, right?” WTF?!?! I was actually too taken aback to respond to that. I should have said something like “My whole family died in a fire, and I’ve only just gotten out of reconstructive surgery, so it’s actually physically impossible for me to smile.” But that would have required way too much energy to respond to a stranger, and I also don’t forsee this WTF response happening again anytime soon.

I love this so, so, so much. Especially since it made you laugh.

Last fall I was lucky enough to take a pretty long vacation to several locations in Africa and Europe and I was AMAZED at how many people would yell “Americans!” and want their picture taken with us. It was odd.

Some nasty, cynical side of my brain immediately thought 'well of course they were nice and invited you to party that night - you just can’t commit rape, robbery and murder right there in the middle of the road … ’ :wink:

One time I was in the checkout line at the drugstore and an old woman came up to me and said “You’re a Norman!”, then walked away.

Strangely enough, my patrilineal ancestors were from the Normandy area, and my mom’s maiden name is a Welsh one, so maybe I look like a Norman or something (I’m tall and fair). Oh, and I’ll give you one guess what my middle name is… :dubious:

Back when I was about eighteen years old, I attended the local community college. One day I was wearing a jacket with an embroidered dragon on the back, and I stopped in the restroom to comb my hair. An older lady came out of one of the stalls and said, “Nice dragon!” I said thanks, and she continued, “Is he fierce or gentle?” I said, “I really don’t know, it’s my boyfriend’s jacket” and got the hell out of there. Over twenty years later, I’m still going :confused: over that one.

I was in a car accident where a woman hit my wife and I from behind. It culminated 4 hours later with her husband calling me at home, yelling at me that I’m a racist.

I completely pwned* him during this call, causing him to apologize, but it was a true WTF moment.

*This did happen back in 2004, so the word is entirely appropriate. :wink:

Can you describe the pwning in more detail? :slight_smile:

Right bus stop, wrong bus. We have situations like this - the 8:20 bus is the 5 that goes to Central Avenue, but the 8:30 bus is the 17 that goes to Latham. And if one is running late or early, you can get fooled.

My big red poodle dog is in countless “My Trip to Vancouver” albums in China

This woman rear-ends us while we are waiting at a stop light in Knoxville, Tennessee, hitting us about 10-15 mph and causing some severe bumper damage on our 2001 Isuzu Rodeo POS. Both of us make our way onto a Texaco parking lot, where we start to exchange insurance information.

As I had been taught to by the State of Georgia when I learned to drive, I called the police to report the accident, with the dispatcher saying that she would send a unit right over to fill out a report.

However, the woman who hit us did not want to stay for the police, saying it wasn’t necessary, but I insisted - “You hit my car, lady. Our insurance company requires us to fill out a police report, and the best time to do so is at the scene of the accident.” She then got increasingly rude and abusive, and claimed that I was only doing this because I was a “big-shot white guy in a tie” and she was a poor immigrant from India who is being harassed over “nothing”.

The police officer finally arrived to take the report, an African-American male.

Well.

She immediately left our side and went over to him with the same stuff - racist white-guy-in-a-tie (she first used the word (racist) with the cop) keeping poor honest hard-working immigrants and people of color down with our insane insurance reporting requirements. He told her to be quiet, took our statements, looked at the cars, and then went back to his car to call in our tags.

She followed him, and when he was done with his call (and awaiting an answer) she was going on and on and on. He finally got the information he needed and sent us on our way, ticketing her in the process, causing another shitstorm (which we did not stick around to watch).

My wife, who is very conflict-averse, was extremely upset about all this, and it took me a while to calm her down - holding her and giving her a massage is the usual treatment - but she did finally calm down.

An hour later the phone rings. It’s her husband, who started off very quietly and told me their story - they moved to TN in 1968, they’re Christians (a fact constantly repeated), they’re doctors working at one of the local hospitals, etc, and…

“Why did you make my wife wait for the police like a common criminal?”
“I didn’t make your wife wait there like a common criminal, I asked her to stay so we can file a police report.”
“In all the years I’ve been here, I have never been asked to wait for the police - why did you do that? Did you think we weren’t going to be able to pay? I am a Doctor and a Christian.”
“Sir, I was taught that in an accident, especially with serious damage to the vehicles, that one is supposed to wait for the police. In all the accidents I have been in, we have always waited for the police. That’s all it was.”
“But we’re doctors and Christians and you treated my wife horribly.”
“How dare you!? I didn’t treat your wife horribly at all - all I wanted to do was fill out a damn police report!”
“You treated her like a criminal because she is a colored person! And we’re doctors and Christians and we’ve been in this state since 1968…”
“Sir, she ran into me! I didn’t cause this - your wife hit my car! All I did was file a police report as I’m required to do by my insurance company and now you’re calling me, AT MY HOUSE (this part was screamed, ladies and gents) and stating that I’m a racist!”
“But we’ve been in Tennessee since 1968, were raised as Christians in India, …”
“Dammit, what does being a Christian have to do with anything?”
“Well, aren’t you a Christian?”
“No!”
“You’re not a Christian?”
“No! And what does that have to do with anything? Your wife hit my car!”

<5 seconds of silence on his end.>

“I cannot believe you would treat a doctor like this because she has brown skin! I think…”
<interrupting> “Can I ask you a question?”
“… what?”
“Can. I. Ask. You. A. Question?”
“Yes, you may.”
“Would you have called me at my house, accusing me of racism, if I were black?”
“…”
“Hello? Can you answer the question? Would you have called me at my house, accusing me of racism, if I were black?”
“… No.” At least he was honest.
“So you’re using the color of my skin to prejudge me as a racist. Doesn’t that make you as much of a racist as you’re accusing me of being?”

<click>

I hang up the phone: fuck the guy - I’m getting the last word in this.

He calls back - it’s gotta be him because our home phone rings maybe twice a month.

He actually apologizes. Said he was sorry and ashamed of himself, that he lost his head. He terribly misjudged me, thought I was like all the “other people” who have given him a hard time since 1968, etc etc etc. I accept his apologies and got off the phone as soon as possible.

WTF?!?

Not so much WTF, as amusing…

To set the scene, I am quite fat, and at the time had a huge red beard.

About 8 years ago, I was riding the MUNI (SF Light Rail), kind of zoned out, staring out the window. The train pulled into a station. As people are debarking, I am jostled somewhat roughly, and someone stuffs something into my hand. I never saw the person. It was a note, which read (approximately):

Flattered and amused, but not gay, sorry.

I also have some (well-done by me) homemade scarification on my arms. Words burned into the skin. Riding the MUNI again, this time with my wife, some girl comes up to me and says “You scar well!” and got off the train. I didn’t realize it, but my wife insists that that was some kind of flirting.

Only in San Francisco, man…

Joe

  1. Dulles Airport, B Terminal. I was a 20-year-old female college student. I stopped in the bathroom on the way to my gate. As I exited, this random middle-aged man passing by stopped and said,

“Hey, did you know you just came out of the women’s bathroom? HA! Made you look!”

Ha. Ha. Get away from me.

  1. I’m a grad student, wolfing down some Taco Bell in the student union. A random guy comes up to me and we have the following conversation:

Guy: I’m from Some Animal Rights Society and I want you to sign this petition about how McDonald’s treats chickens so we can make the university shut down the one out there. proceeds with extremely graphic description of chicken death
Me: Are you with PETA?
Guy: Um. [hems and haws] (note: the petition says PETA2 at the top)
Me: I don’t want anything to do with PETA. I’m not signing this. And I like that McDonald’s.
Guy: Well, then I guess you like torturing chickens!
Other Random Guy Nearby: You know, I was going to sign that until you said that to her. Get lost.

I was so mad I almost got up and bought a double cheeseburger right then.

What did he look like?

Do you have really long middle toes?

As far as I know I have pretty normal feet. I know now, thanks to the dope, that some people feel very strongly about the wearing or not wearing of shoes indoors - I guess some also feel strongly about it outdoors too!

I was with my wife at an aquarium in Singapore, this buddhist monk comes up to me with a camera and I thought he wanted me to take his picture for him (it must be my face, but people are always asking me to take their picture). After some confusion, he gets someone to translate that he wants to take my picture, so I said sure.

In small town in Australia:
Random old guy waiting next to me for crossing lights to change ‘Hey, you’ve got nice hair!’
Me, (little smile) ‘thanks’
Random old guy ‘Can I have a piece as a souvenir?’
Following day, same small town, random guy old enough to be my father runs down the middle of the street after me yelling ‘Scuse me, miss!’ I assume I’ve dropped something or suchlike, and turn round, he runs up to me and asks ‘Will go you out with me on friday? I’ll buy you dinner!’
Me: ‘Umm… Busy on friday actually’
Him: ‘Oh. Oh…’ when I get back to corner, I sneak a look back, and this guy’s still standing in the middle of the road, looking a bit confused…

God that place was weird.

Just throwing this out for consideration - maybe some of these people saying or doing random things are deliberately messing with you. My youngest sister is a bit of a goofball and I can totally see her getting on a bus that has only one passenger and sitting next to that person just to see what happens.

As for my moment - eons ago, a group of women from work used to get together on the second Saturday of the month for breakfast at a local buffet (in fact, they still do, but I now live 800 miles away from them.) One time we were a bit more boisterous than normal, laughing like crazy and generally having a good time, but it was breakfast, we were just goofy, not drunk. Anyway, a man came over and said something like “Don’t you think you should give the men realtors a chance?”

Totally WTF??? We were all government employees who worked at the local Navy base, and we hadn’t even been talking about real estate. We never could figure out why he thought we were all realtors. Maybe he was drunk??

I had to google “fivefingers”. I didn’t even know that such a thing existed. I’m sure I would have asked questions too…