WTF "structured water" - anybody else get a load of this?

Just like Vitamin Water ZERO, since it took zoomers a long time to notice that healthy, fresh, good-fer-ya Vitamin Water had more sugar than some sodas.

Diet water. And Carlin got laugh with “jumbo shrimp”…

Well, that’s just basic.

British science magazine ‘New Scientist’ often mocks stuff like this in its “The Last Word” column. It’s usually entertaining.