It is a new search engine (at least to me) that is from MSN…certainly a little different than Google. You need Flash, and my guess is you will need a broadband connection for it to work right - oh, and be sure to have your speakers turned up so you can hear what she has to say. Kind of interesting in an odd way.
Hee, hee! I love it! A search engine with 'tude!
I have tried it a couple of time. All I get is a gray screen with “Powered by Live Search” and “Privacy/Legal/Feedback” on it. Nothing else. I wonder why.
It’s not so much a new search as a publicity mechanism for Microsoft Live search.
It’s cute and sometimes amusing, but it’s not one that I’d use all the time because it gets rather annoying.
Wow, that search engine sucks big brass donkey balls. Annoying Bitch Ho aside, I got one useful result on the first screen for three different searches.
The searches I tried, both sentence and keyword style:
** What is the sodium content of natural-style peanut butter?** (Nothing useful as far as I could get it to scroll down, which was only about 10 hits or so - how do I get to the next hits?)
Robert Anton Wilson death (Yeah, no direct links on the first page to news reports on the death of a famous author. WTF? I thought this was linked with MSN, fer chrissakes!)
**chemical constituents nettles **(Two entries of marketing crap before (finally!) a useful link at number three.)
Plus, I absolutely hate that I can’t open a page in another tab from a search.
I finally “searched” for your search engine sucks. Let’s see them compile that on their spreadsheet tomorrow morning!
Wow, it certainly does suck.
After a few seconds of waiting for a chance to input my search and only seeing her talk - and she is cute - I closed it. When I’m searching for something, I just want to get right down to the search.
For further examples of this phenomenon, see below.
Something about this girl really puts me off.
I put in “punch you in the face with drugs” (hey, I’m on no sleep) and got “Been there, done that” out of her. However, when I put in “the way you look at me makes me want to scoop your eyes out with my fingernails”, she donned a pharmacist’s coat, busted out pill bottles and told me how much better my life would be with drugs. WTF? Then I asked her why she was such a jackass and she responded, “Let me guess. You haven’t slept in 96 hours because you’re certain your roommate is going to shave your eyebrows”. Clearly, she hasn’t been reading my posts lately.
My query: “I’m glad I don’t have to deal with you in real life”.
Response: “Oh, do I know shopping!”
Q: “Don’t fuck with your phone and wave at me. You’re providing a service.”
R: “Oh, you don’t say?” fucks with phone “The police should be arriving there any minute now.”
Q: “Everything about you is incredibly irritating.”
R: “Are you OK? One of the first signs of a stroke is losing the use of one hand, and from how you’re typing it looks like that’s happening. Let me call for help. On second thought…you’ll be OK.”
Q: “Are you accusing me of jacking off to your vile image? What the fuck ever. I wouldn’t let you suck me off if you paid me for the privilege.”
R: “Hey, if you can get inside your computer, you can do whatever you want to me.”
Q: “Fuck you.”
R: “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?”
:eek:
The weird part is, I’ve heard real conversations like that one…
I think she is Ms. Dewey-able, if ya know what I mean.
But she couldn’t find shit.
I tried “get naked” – she is cute, yeah, something about her.
No way. Not in a million years. Sure, she’s hot, but she’s so irritating and fake. You can take her.