That would be “Hollywood A.D.,” possibly my all-time favorite episode.
“I think he has a little crush on you.”
“Do you dress on the right or the left?”
“To the left, I think. Mostly.”
“Mostly?!?”
Crap, I’m not mixing that up with something else, am I?
Nope, ya got it.
Mostly, anyway.
Sorry for the bump, but for the sake of thoroughness, I thought I’d update this list with one addition, since I just finished watching season 9. I’m also adding some little notes, since chances are I’ll be referring to this list from time to time myself:
“The Host” (flukeman)
“Humbug” (wholesome circus folks)
“Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose” (Peter Boyle sees how people, except Scully, die)
“Jose Chung’s “From Outer Space”” (Alex Trebek and Jesse Ventura, M.I.B.s)
“Musings of a Cigarette Smoking Man” (… but not today)
“Small Potatoes” (babies with tails)
“Unusual Suspects” (Mulder meets the Gunmen)
“Detour” (with the anti-Mulder and Scully)
“The Post-Modern Prometheus” (Jerry Springer and Cher)
“Bad Blood” (vampires)
“Dreamland” & “Dreamland II” (Mulder gets a waterbed)
“How The Ghosts Stole Christmas” (the gift of killing each other)
“The Rain King” (weather, man)
“Arcadia” (Woman! Git in here and fix me a fish san’wich!)
“The Unnatural” (the Greys)
“The Goldberg Variation” (lucky, lucky, lucky)
“The Amazing Maleeni” (Ricky Jay)
“X-Cops” (what you gonna do?)
“Hollywood A.D.” (making the X-Files movie)
“Fight Club” (Kathy Griffin’s sole excuse for being)
“Improbable” (Burt Reynolds does not place dice with the universe)
“Sunshine Days” (Here’s the story/of a telekenetic)