I gave in to gimmickry and bought my sons bags of Bernie Bott’s Every Flavor Beans. These are Jelly Belly jelly beans that mixed in with the grape and toasted marshmallow are flavors like ear wax, sardines, dirt, grass, boogers and vomit. My sons say the grass and the boogers taste like the real thing. I tried the vomit, and no kidding, it tasted like the real thing. :eek:
I guess I must have been having a male hormonal event, because I got to wondering that if they can emulate bodily substances like boogers, ear wax and vomit, maybe they can emulate things like sperm, vagina, breast milk. I did a quick Google for sex candies, and all I got was edible panties and bras, gummy dildos, and the like. Do sex-related jelly beans exist?
Probably not. But, hell, JoltSucker! Why not be the first on your block to make them? My honey and I could suggest some flavors (actually, I’m sitting here giving him my suggestions!!!).
Truthfully, this does seem viable. I have seen evidence that a very specific smelling “room scent” is commercially available. If this room scent doesn’t happen to be edible, I don’t see how hard it would be to make an edible version for these potentially vile 'beans.
Or, they could doctor the already existing “every flavors”.
Yeah, now we’re getting into the very kinky side of X-rated flavors. The first three are more “body pollution” flavors. We could continue on in that vain, of course. There would be the smegma flavor, the clap discharge flavor, the crotch rot flavor… oh, and the ever popular yeast infection flavor! Geez, this is fun!
Crap on a crutch! What is wrong with you people. What’s wrong with the nice wholesome flavors in the OP? <sigh> Only on SDMB is sperm a “nice wholesome flavor.” :rolleyes: LadyLion, is there something you should be telling me?
