Aaah yes, the fractal freeholding.
I don’t know the reference.
Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development. (The joke is that she’s a wealthy woman who’s never had to do her own grocery shopping.)
I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it.
I saw that
She’s one of those characters where I can’t read a quote without hearing it in her voice. Farnsworth’s “Good news, everyone!” is another.
I’d rather eat a bowl of moon dust than a cantaloupe. Watermelon is okay, but usually pretty far from a perfect sphere. So I dispute the premise. A hard threshold at slightly over lime size is much more logical to me.
I’m also interested in how this correlation extends to the upper left.
There ought to be something about the size of a poppy seed that tastes really, really awesome, and something the size of a dust mote that will produce a full mouthgasm as one my chef friends used to say.
The line from Moon to Earth is trending upwards, so Jupiter might taste pretty good.
Some creatures produce round shit.
Before or after @Dung_Beetle gets to it?
Mmmm, don’t knock it til you’ve tried it!
Well - the dog treats the rabbit’s litter box as an all-you-can-eat buffet, but I’m not going to sample it.
Oh, and back to the banana one… I’ve never seen the show, but as I understand it, the banana in question was prepared? Probably mounted on a stick, dipped in chocolate or something, and covered in various toppings? That means that you have to consider the cost of all of those other ingredients, too, and products like that usually have a huge markup.
Hey, maybe you should do that math again…
I’d class this one as a sequel of sorts to “someone’s wrong on the internet”.