Although statistically rare, acute triangle laceration can be a life-threatening condition.
“over 90%” is quite the understatement.
This one isn’t really funny, but a warning to those who would learn too much.
Don’t we WANT Maxwell’s Demon to push through into our universe? I mean, all of the computers in all of history have been/will be trying to make that happen.
Oh, sure, what could possibly be the problem with inviting demons?
See, THIS is what happens when we stop making Lovecraft required reading…
I hope you like Old Ones, because this is how you get Old Ones.
That’s just absurd for about five different reasons.
“On this spot in 13.9 billion BC, nothing happened.”
On this spot, 13.8 billion years ago, the Big Bang happened.
(other side of the sign) On this spot, 12.6 billion years ago, the Big Bang happened.
As long as they’re exiting your nose all is well.
Beware the ingressing nasal demons for that way lies madness.
Wonder if this one was at all inspired by Bill Bailey’s “Sirens” routine:
I think he missed the obvious cartogram: state area should be proportional to the number of letters in the name of the state. Maybe he already did that?
At least he fixed Texas for us.
Does this mean the Mexican border is the Red River? Oklahoma isn’t ready for that.
And the Red River would form part of the border between the US and Canada. I think Minnesota can handle more border with Canada.
I’ve gotten old enough that when I ask “what could go wrong?”, I’m hardly ever being rhetorical.
And when I am, it most always turns out that I shouldn’t have been.