Xmas shopping with Amazon

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Amazon.com says that you should choose the “Holiday Saturday Delivery” shipping option if you order TODAY and your item(s) have 24 hr listed as the availability. Even on the checkout screen, it’s right there above the shipping options in big red letters with a little sprig of holly graphic.

Except there IS NO “Holiday Saturday Delivery” option listed. Fuckers.
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I’m looking through Amazon.com’s gift ideas thing. I selected “gifts in electronics up to $50”

Number two on the list? A black ink jet cartridge. Wtf?? This is a gift idea?

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They’re just trying to keep you on your toes. It’s kind of a mind game. Find the nonexistant option, and all that.

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Dear Santa,

I’ve been a really good girl this year.

What I’d really like this year, that most specialest gift, would be if you could get me some new staples for my stapler, some 60 watt light bulbs, and a half-gallon of Whole Milk. The rest of the list is taped to the fridge. Thanks.

Love, Opal