Just a word of caution, for although reading through all the woo this thread’s advertisements can be fun, take great care if you come across the advertisement offering to “NOT steal your kidneys,” for you might wake up in an ice bath missing something.
That’s what we’ve been trying to point out to you concerning yourself and your conspiracy theory.
I would be convinced that Ivan was trolling if not for a long and distinguished retarded posting history.
Really, though - answer my question. Is there any sort of woo or conspiracy theory you don’t believe? CIA created aids to kill blacks and gays? Faith healers? Cars that run on water that have been suppressed by big oil? Telekinesis? Anything?
So…you don’t have any empirical evidence to present which supports your position? Then what justification do you have for believing it (other than a book based on conspiracy and anecdote), and how could you possibly convince a serious person of your claim?
Come on, give the neutrals a laugh. Show us some examples.
How do you know when a politician or a military person on the tv are lying?
You can see their lips move.
Of course I have no fucking empirical evidence! Would I be sat here typing out responses to people who aren’t interested in anything but exposing my foibles, when I shouldn’t even be the thing being evaluated, if I had conclusive proof? If circumstantial evidence is good enough for a court room, it should be adequate for the scientific community to at least treat the subject seriously. Which it probably would do, if everyone who declared an involvement with ufology wasn’t treated with ridicule and contempt.
NO LONGER A MYSTERY?
What if
Everything
We have been waiting for
Is here
In us,
All around,
Like the air we breathe,
Only we’ve been too blind to see,
To realize
Life is what it is,
No longer a mystery
A hidden paradise up in the skies
Far from our reach?
What if
One fine day
This realization suddenly comes to you?
What then?
From here. Coincidence?
For a recent examples, all your posts on this page are pretty damn stupid.
Ok, so you believe everything then? The CIA created AIDS, the pharma companies purposely keep us sick when they could easily cure us, Exxon Mobil killed the guys who invented the car that runs on water, there are so many ways to cure yourself naturally - chew some bark, wear a magnetic bracelet, have someone perform healing touch. Remote viewing. Nasa faked the moon landing. Bigfoot. World leaders are actually lizard people. FUCKING TIMECUBE. All of this shit is the truth to you, right? You can’t identify a single thing that you’d call bullshit on?
Pointing to a conspiracy nut as being proof of your conspiracy for which you have no proof is not a proof. It is just Vibratory Real Divine Light masturbatuion.
The meta is that Ivan is an alien, using our reluctance to buy into woo to keep himself hidden from us.
Hmmm…that’s interesting that you could read all that into my previous response.
As for Scumpup’s cuntribution; anyone want to tell me what medication he is on?
Occam’s razor: pluralitas non est ponenda sine necessitate. It is not a medication. It is an important element of rational thought.
The neutrals?
A Futurama planet. DOOP headquarters was built in orbit around it.
Yes. They are very shy creatures, unlike yourselves.
If we’d wielded Occam’s Razor everytime something outlandish was mentioned, where would quantum mechanics be now?
I asked you 3 times to identify some woo that you didn’t believe in. You repeatedly refused, and in the last post, said that anytime a government official is speaking, they’re lying. This implies that you do essentially believe any conspiracy theory levelled against the government at the very least.
I’m trying to give you a chance to demonstrate that you aren’t a complete retard, and perhaps find some common ground on which we can discuss how to critically examine certain claims. You are refusing to cooperate, most likely because you are so weak minded that there isn’t any woo you wouldn’t believe.
Don’t act as though I’m the one making presumptions here - I have repeatedly asked you to clarify your position and you’ve evaded. Any reasonable person here would interpret pretty much what I have.
I think you’ve now turned into troll mode to save face. You started this thread and stated your views with sincerity, but now that they’ve met with universal ridicule, you’re going overboard the other way and trying to act like it was all trolling all along. I don’t really buy it - this is just what you’re like, and you’re clearly an idiot.
Ivan, Futurama is fiction. The aliens on your TV screen in the Futurama show do not exist in reality.
I’m ashamed to say I hadn’t thought of them. My first thought was of D&D alignment. Then I thought “The Neutrals” sounded like a band name.
And what do you know? It is.
Quite possibly the most wrong thing you’ve said yet.