Unles evry wurd iz mispelt yew loose. Kin ya git vurry farr wit dat rool?
Know.
Yew gots tuh trie ennyway two cee ef yew kin mak cents wild deilbritly mangglin yor spelin. Wunst yew starrt consentratin own yur spellin itt gits harrd tuh thank uv whut two saey thet max inny dffruns.
Houw kin fokes boch they spelin sew badd withoutt notising itt wud bee mush ezier iff thay jes wurked too git itt write two starrt wifff? Beets mee!
O Rly?
Yeh butt yu Americish allways speel yur wurds rong! Itz kno grate hardchip 2 reed thys stuf wen Aye’m allways havyng to negoshiate wurds laike ‘honor’ ant ‘color’ ant sew en. 
Eive red wurz wile serfung thuh inturnetz. Thees iz nuthink. 
Yew Loose!!
Yew Englich wuns iz whut spelz funie. Oui Amerkins spel awl are wurds rite lack their supoze too bee. Aye git istraine reedin’ awl thoz funne speld Englich werds
Y ees dis s’pose 2b challangin’. Manny mispel evry werd withooot tryan.
Jmi
Secss wid shepe es foon.
“Wants pawn term, dare worsted ladle gull hoe lift wetter murder inner ladle cordage, honor itch offer lodge dock florist. Disk ladle gull orphan worry ladle cluck wetter putty ladle rat hut, an fur disk raisin pimple colder Ladle Rat Rotten Hut.”
Thass boud sgud zitgitz.
Spick four yurself. Eye gopher gotz.
Krap.
Duh hampsters eht mai pohst.
Maille brane hertz.
tatz kool butt cna j00 sp3@k 1n 1337?
Jah aye kehn, awetoe. $33? 1 4|/| $0 ||0+ 4 ||00|3.
Ennyweigh, bach two da gaim…
Ryechus Werk. L33t Rulz. Sep eye caint git intwo thet sord uv stuf two gud.
Gess ime two liturel.
Harng en uh secund.
Wee ur mizpelling thinz rite? Butt iff I rite ah wurd rong ahnd sumbuddy els copees thu speeling den huv ay estaplished uh noo speeling? Cuz den shurly day huz tuh cum uhp wid a diffrent spelung?
Mah tak iz thet rong equel rong sew copiz uv rong iz jest ez rong. Yew kaint rilly on wrdz lak thet. Bye thuh weigh, yew lossed befour coz yew dint mispel “to” inn yore possed.