Yeha bot thar currekt wurd iz ‘too’ sew iv ay speel eet ‘to’ den et counds.
Az tuh di continu-usly speling wurds rong. Ah wud sae dat langwage iz uh evuh-chanjing medeum end wunce uh wurd gits establiched den itz uh wurd en itz pwn rite. Zo den wee gotter huv ah noo wey too rite it. Shurly?
Iff yew insizt thet “havyng to negoshiate wurds” (frum yore possed) neds “too” two bee cureck, thin yore rong agin.
Ez four thiz uther madder, eye speck they mus bee ay poynt thare sumwere, sew argu aweigh. Mite bee foon two cee hough wird itt cud git.
Wel en dat caze ef ah maid uh miztake ahm rite. 
Ah jus laike der pozibilities uv de idear. Et’s laik dah ‘Parcing grece’ thang. Et haz ah cartain lojic bat ownly en ah brianmeltinly stranje wae.
Kewl. Mah brane iz bout broak frum thiss mispeling. Eye em scered two replie two ay rill thred fur feer uv fukking upp! Itz skeery hough condishuned yew git too shitt lak thet.
Rite iz rong end leff is write.
Awe krapp. Oy carn’t tink uv nuttin werthwyle. Dis sux.
Gah! It hurts! Stop! Stop the misspelling and all the leet!
gurgles and dies
Dun kilt thuh thred!
No thate aye ahm deade, aye cannet speek gud.
Its It’s!
Ownlee iv yoo ere dooing et wryte.
Eye loose two. Pleeze knowt thee “is” inn thet lass sennents.
Are howse wuz rect bye uh yuge twee dat dyed do ta dut chellum does ease.
Oah Noes!
Spling es o’er-ratted. Keds buss de azz fo yis n schule jus lern spel wurds ow SOSIATTY wantz wurd do bea spelt. Fucit. Aye red eh studi en dem acdemac jurnalz tat eye read. De sai jueu kin spel wurds lick dis “dnisauor” an peeple kin reed dem justice find. Wea bee wasten yun brin prow wit jus shih.
Eats essay. Eye chest tern of tee spill jack ant starred righting. Ant eff tat dozen wok, eye ken caul inn ah processinal:
riverrun, past Eve and Adam’s, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
Sir Tristram, violer d’amores, fr’over the short sea, had passencore rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scraggy isthmus of Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: nor had topsawyer’s rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to Laurens County’s gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all the time: nor avoice from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuartpeatrick: not yet, though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a bland old isaac: not yet, though all’s fair in vanessy, were sosie sesthers wroth with twone nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa’s malt had Jhem or Shen brewed by arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be seen ringsome on the aquaface.
The fall (bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once wallstrait oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life down through all christian minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed at such short notice the pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the humptyhillhead of humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the west in quest of his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplace is at the knock out in the park where oranges have been laid to rust upon the green since devlinsfirst loved livvy.
Zeldra, eye tink yu aslo loosed wen yu yoused “on” en yer possed nombre 02. Hoever, eye culd haff misunderstud yer maening.
Eye ahm wonderin howe claerly wee cun rrite iff wee trye rilly hart. Sum uf teh posseds aboev areh vry dificult two raed. Howver, perhasp ter ar sum simpel rulz, liyke four complucated wurds, uh simpel tranpsosition orr omision cahn remian eminentluhly raedable, wile wee alraedy seeme tuh haff consencus four sum uv teh shorte wurds.
Aslo, dus ennyone els fint taht eet seemes hart do tink cleerly wen riting liyke tis? Mye sentese abuv iz il-compoesd ant ungramatical evn tho eye wus olny tryin tuh mes upu teh speeling. Eet remidns mee uf flowres four Algernun ant maeks mee sat.
Kan yew xplane dis beater? Eye donut rally geet eat.
Iss thiss cheatingg?
Whate aboute thise?
Oor eeven tthis?
Mi hed hurz form reeding dis poast
Pases spel chek:
Marry hat hey lid tell lam
Ids fleas woes wide has know.
-teh komic stirp Foks Trat