Thnaks. Eye dun win bak en red thee possed agin an doan cee whut yewr meenin bye “on” their. Wuz et wear eye sed “own” thet bugd yew? Mebbe yew cud akchly quoat wut eye sed necks thyme?
Ni gree iss harrd two keap yore mine own whut yore trine two seigh whin yew uze mossed uv yore innergy trine two mispel shitt. Waist uv thyme eye spoas. Butt iss sorta lezzun four thows uv uss what trize two spel gud sose fokes kin consentrit own whut weer trine two seigh.
Neffer mine! Eye finely si ewe ment “20” insted uv “02” hear. Maigh badd! Inn thet possed “on” wuz four “own” ez inn “you can’t own words like that.” Hay! Hear’s awaeigh two git arown thee ishue: putt shitt inn quoats orr els yuze “sick” whin yore watnnin too spel stuf write!
Ar metz uh travler frum en antik lan
Hu sed: Twu vass an trunkliss lags uv stane
Stend inna dezurt. Nare thim, un thu graand
Hef zunk, uh shettered vizzij lars, huz frahn
En rinkled lup, en snaar uv kold kumand
Tull thet ets skultor wehl thuz pashens redd
Whihc yit survaav, stemped un thez lafless thungs:
Thuh hend thet macked um, anna hert thut fid.
Annona pedustul thez wurds appair:
"Ma neym uz Azzymandyus, Kung uv kungs -
“Luk un mah werks, yeh mahty, ann duspur!”
Nuthin basahd remens. Rahnd thuh dukay
Uv thet calasal rek, bahndless un behr
Thuh lown en levul sahnds strech fer awaiy.
Magnificant! Maigh favrit pome, two!
nuthing toooooo ad.
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeit.
Wussup witchoo peeps? Dayum.
Noing u’wit mi.
Y du yew ax?
EhEhEh, Ah med anudder mistoke.
Ah laike de ideuh wit de crazi peoms. Ah wannar heer mohr.
I aer zo fooking agnry. Mei aye oos tis pozt ass vennting? Wheel, Imm stil nue possing hear sioux hop itz allraight two b kontributting.
Yuhr wesh uz mah kamand!
EF
Ef yuh kun kip yer hid wen aal abaat yuh
Er luzin thers en blemmin ut un yuh;
Ef yuh kun trest yersilf wen all mehn daat yuh
Yut mek alawans fer ther dahtin tuh;
Ef yuh kun weit, un nat beh taard bah weitin
Er behin laad abaht, dunt deel en laahs;
Er behin heted, dunt gev weh tuh heitin
En yit dent luk tuh gud, ner taak tuh waas;
Ef yuh kun dreem, en nat mek dreemz yer masteh;
Ef yuh kun thunk, en nat mek Thaht yer ehm;
Ef yuh kun meot wuth Traahmf en Dizzasteh
Entreet thuz tuh empostahs bothesaym;
Ef yuh kun behr tah sie thuh trooth yuv spokin
Twistid ba nayves tuh mayk uh trapp fuh fulz
Er sie thuh thungs yeh gev yeh laaf tuh broakin
En stuup en bild emup agen wiv warnowt tuulz;
Ef yuh kun mek wun heip uv aal yuh wininz
En riscuit un wun terrn uv pichan tuss
En luze, en sterta gen frum yer begininz
En nivver breeve uh wurd abaat yuh luss;
Ef yuh kun ferce yeh hert en nurv en sinyou
Teh surv yeh turnn leng efter theyza gunn
En stull huld un winn thur ez nuthin unyeh
Ecsept thu wull whitch suz teh thum: “Holl donn!”;
Ef yuhn kun tawk wiv krahds, en kipp yuh verchyou,
Er wark wiv kungs, nuh luze thu kammin tuch;
Ef nijver foze ner luvvin frends kanert yuh;
Ef aal min kahnt wiv yuh, baht nun tumutch;
Ef yuh kun filver unfergivin minnit
Wiv sextay sakkends werf uv distins ren
Yerz iz thuh werld, en evryfin vass innit,
En - vitch ez mour - yill beh uh Mahn, masun!
Rudyerd Kiplun
Eye doughnut halve thyme four these nun cents.
Lak fud ya huvent de tym.
Eye kould bee grunk adn knowbody nose? Ahsome!