Oh-oh, asahi AND Smapti here in the same thread, posting relatively close to one another.
(Oh I josh…chill)
(taken from clusterfuck thread but should be fine here):
Let’s see if I feel you, here - Trumpian knuckledraggers need to get rounded up and shipped off to dilapidated hockey rinks or something?
It still sounds so…vague.
Ok then…We’d have to establish NICE (Nice Immigration Chaperones and Encouragers) agents to bust into peoples’ homes and round them up with plastic nunchucks, which would have the least amount of carbon footprint for perp arrest I can think of (well, barring jiu-jitsu).
I’ve always wanted to repurpose and drive a bookmobile on the track, but for street use - why not set up a fleet and dispatch them to various alt-right “klatches” and whatnot.
Each bookmobile would embed itself as close as possible to the establishment (or just
about any tavern) and parked so that the side door (with a “FASHY PIZZAGATE DEBATES INSIDE HERE! YES!!!” sign right above it) is in view. Maybe toss in a couple of hot, bored blondes in bikinis, who just happen to be milling about.
Once there’s enough polo and khaki’ed doofi inside my tricked-out (ha, as it were) TruthVan, a large flat screen tv will show a video of the re-eduction camp they’re about to go to, as a metal bar wall slams down behind them as I drive away in this souped-up monstrosity, partying with said blondes.
Exactly what’s in the video or what’s in store for them at Camp Spork I’ll have to hand the baton off before my buttsploding mind goes on strike or into receivership.