Eight-thirty? Eight-fucking-thirty? The last half of Survivor and the first half of the Apprentice? You half-witted bird-brain. Talk about disconnect. Here we are all set to enjoy the best evening of prime time all week, our DVRs all set, our appetites whetted, and our fingertips over our keys ready to share our reviews.
And you want to give a stupid speech about stupid social stupid security. I’m just fucking pissed off as I envision your smirky ass face with your beady eyes and batting eyelids. You squint and struggle to read the teleprompter, fuck up at least four common words, and all the while say shit about squat.
My fellow Americans. Yappidy yap. Something must be done. Social security must be saved. Yadda yadda. I have a wet dream for America. Blah blah blah blah blah. It will mean nothing. It will do nothing. It will accomplish nothing. It will be a complete waste of everyone’s time.
AND THE WHOLE FUCKING WHILE, YOUR FUCKING CLUELESS SMIRKY ASS FACE WON’T KNOW THAT YOU’RE STEPPING ON PEOPLE WHO JUST WANT TO ENJOY A FUCKING EVENING OF FUCKING ENTERTAINMENT. YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU FUCKING IGNORANT BASTARD. ISN’T IT ENOUGH THAT YOU TRAMPLE ON OUR LIBERTIES? MUST YOU TORTURE US AS WELL? :mad: :mad: :mad: NOW WE HAVE TO DVR THE WHOLE FUCKING NIGHT FROM 8:00 TO 2:00 AND WE STILL MIGHT MISS OUR FUCKING SHOWS. And that’s gonna fuck up Project Greenlight and the Daily Show. Dammit.
Okay, the Apprentice, maaaaaybe. But this is the best Survivor series since the first one. No sirree, I’ll not get over it. Fuck him. If aliens were landing or something, okay. But social fucking security? It’s the same shit they’ve squabbled about for as long as I can remember, and I’m an old man. It’s just partisan attention whoring.
It’s still a TV show I would rather watch than having to endure this inarticulate monkey boy selling his fucking social security pyramid scam to retards in primetime. This is not a SOTU address or anything. It’s not important. It’s not like he has anything to tell America. It’s purely a self-serving political speech. It shows the arrogance of these fucks that they feel entitled to the attention of the networks at the drop of a hat.
I would submit that Survivor and the The Apprentice, trifles that they may be, are still more important and more “real” than anything the presidential primate is going hoot at us about social security. Fuck him. If he wants to do an infomercial for shell schemes he can fucking well pay for them on Lifetime.
Because it’s for a stupid speech, the content of which will be absolutely ZERO, the consequence of which will be absolutely NOTHING, the point of which is absolutely MISSING. You interrupt prime time because war has broken out. You interrupt prime time because aliens have landed. You interrupt prime time because the Republic is about to fail. You do not interrupt prime time to rehash fifty-year-old bullshit about funny-money trusts that don’t exist and make it sound like you have a plan that will succeed where the forty thousand plans before it failed. Meanwhile, these are important nights for Survivor and Apprentice.
I defended the guy when he sat in the school room for five minutes. I defended him when he said nookyoolar. But this is just fucked up.
I hope this will help some others, the CSI fans included. I just called our CBS and NBC affiliate program directors. The CBS guy said their current plan is to show the first half of Survivor, then the stupid fucking speech, then the rest of the evening delayed. The NBC guy said their current plan is to ignore the stupid fucking speech altogether. God bless NBC.
