Is this the very definition of a boring conversationalist? Are you trying to make me [stifles it] yawn? Well, we Pepperwinkles are of a sterner [stifling another] stuff than that, my friend!
I refuse to let it out, so bwah-ha-ha-ha-haaa yourse… {Yawn!}. Damn.
Think that is contagious, when you are in a public waiting area, like a doctor/dentist office, train station, bus stop, or other public place where people are waiting, as soon a someone gets a call/text on their phone, everyone grabs their phone and starts futzing with it.