Whee! I finally paid my credit card off enough so I could join the boards. My screen name was Satyricon when I was a guest ( I think my current one is much more interesting. :))
This thread isn’t really about anything, I’m just excited to be a member now. 
Welcome back! Enjoy your stay.
Uh-oh. If I were you I’d send a quick email to the mods to sort this out, before you get banned for having multiple accounts.
Are you hot?
He asks, of course, because the air conditioning in this place is notoriously bad.
Your back! What’s that on your back!? Aaah! Get it off! Get if off!
Heh, heh . . . just kidding. Really had you going there, didn’t I?
Here . . . pull my finger. . .
(Gee, it was funny in fourth grade . . . well anyway, welcome back!)
Great to have you back, just in time to come to TorontoDope V (because there’s no chance that you don’t live close enough to come and it’s completely unlikely that you have plans for this weekend already, and the sky is a lovely mauve in my world).
Really. Email an admin now. tubadiva@aol.com is an easy one.