Mr. Rilch just got the call he was waiting for! He’s going to juice T3! (Meaning, he’s going to be an electrician on **Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines.)
Happy dance!
I think this rates a blow job.
I think everything rates a blow job. Congratulations, consolations, jubilations…
Seriously, though, nifty. Yay Him.
That’s great! Congrats!
Thank you!
We’re going out to celebrate.
Me: “Where did you want to go?”
Him: “How about BJ’s?”
Huzzah for Mr. Rilch! [sub]I’ll shake his hand, but that’s all he’s gettin’ from me.[/sub] 
If I had an incentive like that I might just get ahead in life.
…wacka wacka…
Congrats!