You know, I’m in school to be a machinist and I’d never seen that before. What’s really frightening is that, somewhere, in a machine shop, some guy’s left nut is stuck in the ceiling! (Why is it that the left nut is always the abused one, anyways?)
does this mean King Missile will start selling Records again? if so, I’m gonna take a hostage. i mean, I just about got over the “Martin Scorse” song…
Must’ve been an awful experience for the drinker. I think I’d puke. But as far as a crime goes, it depends on the criminal statutes in that particular state. That goes for possible health code violations, too. But trying to figure out how a body part gets bottled boggles my mind. I laughed when I read the article – probably out of comic relief. Thanks for making me laugh. I need more of that these days…
If it’s going to be that kind of party, I’m sticking my dick in the fruit punch.
Did they check the Nutrition Facts label on the container?
CONTAINS: water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, schlong, natural and artificial flavors, phosphoric acid…
Total Fat 5g
Sodium 30 mg
Total Carb. 47g
Sugars 39g
Protein 175g
**CAUTION: Choking hazard. Contains small parts.
Schlong content is for decorative purposes.
May cause allergic reaction and/or headaches in married women.
Consumption by men may result in fundie backlash, the lifting of god’s protective cloak, and the downfall of western civilization.**
I think the bottling machine for Liquid Fuck™ is on the fritz again.
Y’all can calm down now. Turns out that it was no human penis. In fact, it wasn’t even from a human, or animal for that matter. Ready?
Tests have concluded that it was mold!
And you LAUGHED at me when I said it looked like a maggot!
Ugh. It looks like fat-or something that came out of a jar of pickled pig’s feet. UGH!!!
Dude… that doesn’t look like a maggot… or a pig’s foot… or mold…
It looks like a human penis!
That is absolutely unbelievable.
On another note, I read the Snopes entry referenced by RoboDude, and my question was, did the doctor really have to repair the spermatic cord while in surgery? I mean, I know the guy in question said he was an ‘unmarried loner,’ but wouldn’t it have been better for the gene pool… just to be sure?
But a really disgusting dead human penis, of fatty tissue.
It’s a really sickening shade of white.
For what it’s worth-mushrooms are mold, technically, and have a vaguely phallic look to them.
All they had to do in order to comply with the Truth in Labeling laws is to add one letter:
Ocean Spray Crankberry Juice
Not mostly adipose tissue. Rather, connective and epithelial. (Rysdad–first semester Anatomy and Physiology student)
Guin…if your beau’s goodies look like this, I strongly suggest you drag him to the nearest clinic.
If he complains, tell him you don’t give a shiitake.
[sub]Kids these days. No morels whatsoever…[/sub]
Don’t have a beau. 
I guess I mean phallic SHAPE…well, the long ones with the caps…hehehehe…/
Minor nitpick: Molds and mushrooms are related in that the both are classified as fungi, however mushrooms fall into the division known as Basidiomycota, while molds are a somewhat special group normally thought to reside on the Zygomycota branch of the fungi family bush. Mushrooms are not molds.
I’ll grant you the phallic appearance of some mushrooms, in fact mythology is engorged with this type of symbolism. Paging Dr. Freud…
Latin, things which grow on feces.
Latin, things which grow on leftover meatloaf.
HAW!
Myself, I’d never really thought of mushrooms that way; but then my experience with them is limited to what Pizza Hut haphazardly slaps on their pies.
It would be interesting to find out what, if any, significance a Hindu mycologist would attach to this fungus; given that it blurs the line between the scientific differentiation you pointed out, and the metaphysical phallic representation. Particularly since it showed up in a bottle of ‘magic potency elixir’.
[sub]Actually, such a discussion would probably bore the ass off an autistic three-toed sloth; but I didn’t want the entire response to consist of juvenile one-liners.[sub]
I’m starting to wish I’d picked Pallus Impudicus as my screen name.
…Of course, Phallus Impudicus would have been more clever…:rolleyes:
Jeez, I don’t know if I’m mutant enough for this sort of thing, but it might be fun to try! :rolleyes:
Having seen the picture from the Pittsburgh I think I can say I’m not half as nauseating!
On the other hand (go ahead, discern the one liner) we have Wangberry, Schlongwasser, AllNatural PhalloCola, or maybe it’s FrankenBerry [sub](a clear triple, I WANT THE CREDIT!)[/sub]