Yeah. I'm here to screw you out of an extra $5.

I’m an insurance broker. I started at current my job one month ago, but have been an insurance broker for a good long time. I know my job, I am technically knowledgeable, I’m good with clients - the fact that I was headhunted from my previous job to this one says a lot in any industry, but particularly this one, where I live.

The new place I work for is a great place. I enjoy the people who I work with and for; and for the most part all of the clients have been great.

The office was relocated about a year ago, due to a fire in the old location (yes, they were insured). Due to this fire, records going back 10 years were lost. Also, the place was bought about a year ago, and sadly, the previous owners weren’t very good at insurance.

I have the task of contacting every client upon their home renewal date to do a new “Boeckh” (pronounced “Beck”) Home cost calculator. This is a Canadian industry-standard form for ALL homes, which calculates replacement cost for the house. The Pope himself could not get house insurance without one of these submitted with the application form to the insurance company.

I contacted a client last week, to advise that his renewal is coming up, and we would like to review the replacement value on his home. I live in a ritzy-pants place, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Alec Baldwin both have vacation homes here. I know what it costs to build a house here. This guy is severely underinsured, and you can bet your ass that in the event of a total loss he would come crying to us and sue us for Errors & Omissions (which is the insurance industry equivalent of malpractice).

Soo… Old Jerk says “Well why don’t you have this on file?” I explained that due to the fire and two software conversions, that information is no longer on file with us, and that if he would only answer a few questions, we could make sure he’s adequately covered. Takes about 5 minutes, tops.
Old Jerk says “Well, now I am concerned. I would expect you people to have this information.” I explained again, in a different manner, hoping he would understand. He says “Ok, I will come into your office and go over this.” I explained that I only needed answers to about five questions, and that he could give them to me over the phone. No no no, he ‘has to come in’. Fine.

So today, Old Jerk comes into my office. After me asking the questions, he looked directly at me and says:
"I see what is going on here. You are a young girl only here for one month, and are going through the files to justify your salary."

I have a few problems with this.

Firstly, I am not a young girl. I am a 30 year old woman. Would you like to see my strech marks? That means parenthood. Responsibility. Just because I am not 50 years of age does not mean that I am not fully qualified and experienced to do the job. I have the CAIB designation, and that took a lot of hard work, not to mention sleepless nights while studying. Older does not necessarily mean smarter.
Secondly, I am an insurance broker. My entire JOB is to ensure that my clients have adequate insurance. It’s not my fault that the previous owners of the brokerage had no clue about insurance and that your house is underinsured by FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS, but you will make it my fault if there is a claim. I’M TRYING TO HELP YOU.
Thirdly, and to my mind most importantly, I do not work on commission.

The biggest problem I have here? He implied that I am out to get an extra premium from him. Let’s see now -

Current premium that he pays 320.00 per year 20% commision paid to the corporation 64.00 per year
of this, the brokerage keeps 25% $ 16.00 total

So, by raising his coverage to the minimum adequate limit as dictated by the national insurance company, we would make an additional $5.00.

I very heartily wanted to slip off my shoe and drive the heel directly through his forehead. However, I very politely informed the old jerk that this simply is not the case, and that we are doing it for each and every client. I also informed him that if he thought that I was being less than forthright, that he could speak to my boss, the corporation’s CEO, the Better Business Bureau, the Alberta Insurance Council, and the Insurance Broker’s Association of Alberta, or the Registered Insurance Brokers of Ontario. I am a member of good standing in the insurance community in this country, I have my licenses for NWT, Yukon, Nunavut, Alberta, BC, and Ontario - and if he had a problem with dealing with someone younger than him that I would have one of the other staff members deal with his file.

He looked at me with disbelief. My boss happened to be standing by the office when Old Jerk speweed that sentence, and when I was finished speaking, he quietly and politely asked Old Jerk to go elsewhere for his insurance.

I am still really pissed off. There are a lot of things that you could call me, but dishonest is not one of them. I even pay full duty whenever I cross-border shop. I never even used Napster, for heaven’s sake.

(On top of it all my sewing machine is buggered up and I’ll never get this danged quilt sewn together)

Thank you for your kind attention. The fact that someone else will read this helps the tension go away.

Ginger, take a deeeeeep breath. Okay, hold it a couple of seconds. Now, slowly let it out . . .

Now, repeat after me:

“My boss rocks.” (My boss rocks.)

“I rock.” (I rock.)

Not only did you come back with a professional, 3-points, nothing but net reply for that crusty sphincter, but your boss backed you up on it.

Both of you deserve ice cream with lots of chocolate syrup on it.

Once my operatives have located the old fart, he will regret ever having gotten uppity.

Ginger, you have a very cool boss (mine, however, is probably related to the old goat you had to deal with)! At least you know you’ll never have to deal with the old buzzard again. Can you imagine the headaches you would have had if his house had burned down while covered by your company? Just take comfort in knowing that you’ve a got a boss who’ll watch your back. That’s the best kind of job security there is!

Your boss’ response made this a happy ending. I practically cheered.

That jerk probably goes through life thinking his bullying is a good thing–“nothing like showing the young whippersnappers some of his guff to keep 'em in their place and prevent from putting one over on him!” What a crock. Or worse, he never suspected trickery, but he thought if he made trouble he could trick you into offering a discount or something. Some people mislabel that “assertiveness” but I call it mistreating people to get your own way. I loathe that. I’m delighted it didn’t work for him.

Oh shit, your boss is cool. I thought your story got as good as it could get when you told the guy off, but the boss thing just made this a great, awesome story. Good for you!

Can we trade bosses? Please?

Yeah. I’m here to screw you out of an extra $5.
What do I get for $10?

::d&r::

Ok, seriously though, good for you and your boss (Which reminds me of what a numbnuts my boss is BTW. Thanks for bumming me out with that.) Now follow phouka’s advice. Breathe deeply and remind yourself you never have to deal with Mr. Old Jerk again.

I simply cannot imagine working for anyone that did not support my professional discretion 100%.

People don’t seem to realize that in asking me for discounts other than those specifically offered by the insurance companies, they are treading on thin ice. It is called rebating, and it’s illegal in Canada. I didn’t mention above that he did manage to request a further discount for the inconvenience of having (!!) to come into the office. Old Jerk.

Crunchy, you I’d do for free.

Nothing but net, huh? I must sound better than I think I do.
Ok. Now my stress is alleviated. Now will someone please come fix my damned sewing machine? These quilts just don’t magically come together on their own.

you didn’t let my dad get away with it.

Way to go, Ginger! I have my own happy ending work story - I’m done in this place in 5 days!!! Whoopie! ::sun breaks through the clouds, birds start singing, everything’s right with the world::

<wiping tear from eye…>
Beautiful story, Ginger <sniff> you give us hope that one day, we might have a boss like yours!

Very nicely done and your boss rocks.

Bu’bye, crusty!

Ginger, you call that a Pit-worthy rant?! Damn, the strongest work you used there is “jerk”. That’s MPSIMS material if I ever saw it. Where’s the filthy language? Where are the references to highly deviant sexual practices whereof the object of your ire is the unwilling recipient? Where’s the freakin’ HATE?! :smiley:

Having said that… man, you lucked out bigtime. You got pursued by this company to work for them in the first place, and second you got a boss that has your back and does so in a highly professional manner. That rocks, in a number of ways and on a number of levels that almost defy human understanding. I’m jealous!

Yeah, I know, it isn’t particularly pit-worthy, but I didn’t want to piss in anyone’s cornflakes at MPSIMS. Coldfire would spank me.

Come to think of it, maybe I should have posted this there :smiley:

The thing that just annoys me in my whole perfect little life is that I have nobody to share it with other than my friends online. None of my friends live near to here; I’ve just moved 3000 km away from the only home I have known for a very long time. You are all becoming like family to me sniff and I’m becoming a big numpty.

Ok, for Olentzero:

The old fuckloop pissed me off.

Ginger
The terminally nice (?)

Holy Cow!

I have to agree with Olentzero. You got recruited for this company and your boss sticks up for you? Cripes, it’s like a dream job!

You know what you were doing, and you dug in and fought for yourself. Kudos to ya!
Tripler
I wish I had them balls. . .

"I see what is going on here. You are a young girl only here for one month, and are going through the files to justify your salary."

Well . . .I guess I’ll be the one dissenting vote here, unless I can get more info.

First, there is no question that the guy was obviously a major league sexist Ahole and a bully. Second, his comment was totally unjustified and rude. Third, your response to his comment as worded was a very professional, frank and assertive response. And finally, it is good to see a boss backing up their employees when they are being abused.

But . .is there MORE to this story? I mean is this the only thing the guy said??? If he continued to be a jerk after you told him all this, or he made other offensive statements, fine, throw him out. But if he made that one response, you shut him up and made him realize he was out of line, I’m not sure if that justified firing your client.

If he said more shit, let me know. I realize the guy was a total ass clown, and goes around bullying other people, but on the surface I don’t know if I would have done the same thing as your boss.

JMO :slight_smile:

I just hope that the “crusty old man” wasn’t my father.

adam, the crusty old poop was a year-round resident. Don’t worry.

The old bugger left with his jaw flapping. He said nothing further to me when my boss spoke to him, or after I responded to his jab at my integrity.

I like my job. I don’t need the old bastard’s pitifully small commission, the boss doesn’t, and neither of us could condone having such a nasty man around.

  1. Title search for mortages on the property.

  2. Brown envelopes.

Time it right and he might figure it was his new insurance company which turned him in.

Well Ginger, I can’t fix sewing machines. Anytime I sew I use my grandmother’s old old machine(basically it does a straight seam) and work under her guidance.

But I DO bake good cookies! If you want cookies for you and your boss( and the rest of the office it they MUST have them) let me know. Chocolate chip, peanut butter, or oatmeal with cranberry raisins? Like you said , you are a long way from home and it’s comfort food!