Yeah. It's true. But the creator never intended it.

That’s not really how it works. “Duck and cover” was (and still is) a pretty damn effective strategy for surviving an atomic blast relatively unscathed. Now, the end of Predator is a completely different story, as Ah-nold hadn’t actually finished the duck and cover process when the blast caught him.

The problem with radiation lies in hanging around the site. If you duck and cover, then make your egress as quickly as possible after the shockwaves have passed, and keep away for a few decades, you’ll pretty much be fine. If, however, you hang around, tend to wounded, then rebuild your house and try to make a life for yourself in the blast site, then you’re pretty much fucked.

I just realized, in preview, that you’re complaining about the fact that they didn’t even duck and cover. Didn’t they pretty much just cover their eyes? Yeah, that’s a death sentence. Mucho radiation for the rubberneckers.

I got what the OP was talking about. That sort of thing has a long and prestigious history to it.

Oh, really? Then how do you explain all of C-3PO’s dialogue that says they are?

As for how they can be humans if they’re from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, you’ll need to read Michael Wong’s fanfiction Conquest at www.stardestroyer.net .

Here’s what I thought of when I read the OP, from Flak Magazine’s article about the Arby’s Oven Mitt:

My friend and I were talking about the soap opera-like “No! He can’t be my real father!” revelations that occur in X-Men every year or so. It’s been, what 40 years now? And still no one knows who their real parents are? Cyclops, Nightcrawler, Rogue, Gambit, Quicksilver… the list goes on. This is getting ridiculous, people.

So we decided there should be an issue where Mr. Sinister becomes fed up with this nonsense, and hands the X-Men a computer printout revealing the identities of everyone’s biological parents.

This will, of course, cause a crisis in the X-Ranks when it is revealed that Mystique is everyone’s mother and Magneto and Wolverine are everyone’s fathers.

Including their own. (A little easier in the DCU, with the excessive timetravel, but possible in the Marvel U.)

Great stuff, great stuff. In regard to The Great Game, here are some links:

Sherlock Holmes Lives On…
http://www.netspace.org/~shalott/holmes/

Oh, you don’t know Sherlock Holmes yet!
http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Delphi/4040/
featuring Sherlock Holmes stories: The Canon present in various collections all in a downloadable .zip file (PLUS illustrations from the Strand Magazine !)

and a vey silly bit of speculation
http://members.aol.com/mfrankland/tepid.htm

and the faq

Everyone knows the truth about Gilligan’s Island, that it was a drug smuggling bust gone bad.

The humans of Star Wars were our ancestors. Some band of humans fled the Empire and ended up on ancient Earth. Their spaceship was the one Scully found on the X-Files in Africa. It’s likely that one family of the group were Adam and Eve.

From the same site, there is a nice bit of logic explaing Why DC comics should have The Joker Killed . Interestlingly enough, this leads to a long stand rant of my mine. Now that I think about it however, it is likely to lead to a flame war, so I am putting my topic (Bruce Wayne, the vigilante know as Batman, is a stone cold killer. Get over it.) in the pit.

I read that post and thought it was hilarious. Now, I know who wrote it. Small damn world.

Not to mention Farmer’s biographies of Tarzan and Doc Savage. I finally found the Doc Caliban/Lord Grandith Ace Double on this.

I’ve read a lot of Nancy Drew books to my daughter. Some day I’m going to do a Nancy Drew timeline - she must have time travel, since she is working on at least a dozen case at once in half a dozen different locations during her 18th year. Perhaps she got the time thing from Hemoine?

An Expansion of Philip José Farmer’s Wold Newton Universe
I can finally have my Shadow action figure (from the pretty good movie) fight my Zorro action figure (from the not very good movie)

Not only that, but Batman

and
warning: pdf
Captain America This allows for Doctor Who, who was interacted with the Fantastic Four and the transformers, both part of the Marvel Universe.

Glad you liked it–and you’re right, it is a small world. (Some of the follow-up posts were pretty wonderful, too; I wish I remember where that thread was).

Daniel

You know, I just remembered seeing a webpage that contain an account of an agnostic explaing why he felt the way he did. Thing is, this agnostic was a charector in the Star Wars Universe, and it had an indepth explination of how all the tricks of the force could have been mure tricks of the had an perfectly everyday levitator technology. The page also had some “Champions, the RPG” fanffiction.

Does anyone recall this?

Now, you’ve got yourself a thread! :smiley:

(And I’ll just resist my temptation to post this twice…) :wink:

There are those that believe that life here, began out there.

Oops! Sorry, wrong show.

I just saw a swishy looking pirate who said he was looking for you. If you hurry, you can still catch him.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5867410&postcount=11

Whoops, I meant to put a quote from Rum Money’s comment with the above commment.

I believe you’re thinking of the Force Skeptics Page, written by Roger M. Wilcox, also the author of Dark Sucker Theory and Square Earthism . However, I should caution that he is also apparently a huge fan of the movie Shallow Hal , which suggests that he may be a bit of a kook.

Thank you. Unfortunately I have no examples to post here.