My best friend had a boyfriend that she was living with. She’s been trying to get him to move out for the past month because she was tired of his porno surfing, nasty story printing, raunchy closet gay ass. She found out he was sleeping with a guy while he was “supposed” to be at physical therapy, he was using his disability checks to pay for porno videos instead of paying the bills, let the car insurance lapse in May and didn’t tell her, wrecked the car and lied about the police report being “confiscated by the FBI” :rolleyes: She is a daycare teacher and while she’s been at work he has been printing off pornographic stories and pictures.
Last night she IMed me and asked if I’d come over today and make sure he didn’t take off with her stuff before she got home. I said no problem. This morning she called and said don’t worry about it because “he’s promised he’ll be here when I get home” At 3:10 I get a frantic phone call from her. He’s gone and he’s taken over 5000$ worth of stuff with him including the D/S toys, stereo, VCR and television. :eek: All he basically left her with was her house, clothes, bills and a note saying that he was taking a 4:00 flight and was “sorry he had to leave like this”
My curse upon your worthless fucking ass is as follows:
May you have the fleas of 10,000 camels infesting your armpits and the crabs of 10,000 whores in your crotch till the day you take your last fucking breath you fucking lying thieving bastard. :mad:
So…your friend…she’s single now. Is she cute?
Tell your friend to file a police report immediately. If the guy has left the state there may be grounds for charges of interstate flight to avoid prosecution. Lots of agencies like to get involved in those sorts of cases.
$5000 worth of stuff? That’s alot of stuff. TVs and VCRs aren’t usually that expensive.
What are D/S toys? Do I not want to know if I don’t already?
Maybe she learned a good lesson. Don’t shack up with people you don’t know that well.
My wish for that guy is as follows:
May the bastard’s prick fall off. That might end his ways or end his days, I don’t care. Some humans should just not be around.
If this maggot’s flight is across a state line, he may qualify for interstate flight to avoid prosecution. Lots of agencies get to participate in cases like that. Five grand (if valid) may also qualify him for grand theft.
Tell your friend to file a police report immediately.
PS: bri, D/S toys are probably Dom/Sub sex toys.
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I join in your cursing. My dad pulled that stunt when I was a kid. He holed himself up in the house for a month until he ran out of food and money- he even cut up and used the uncut money I had gotten from a trip to the US Mint! Nothing will ever make my memory- of mom’s face when we returned to find our house empty of all the stuff she had worked so hard for (as the only working member of the family) gone- feel any better in my mind.
Absolutely. Get the police involved right away. There is no reason that fucker should get away with this.
I just ducked in to see, since you didn’t specify: Damn! Glad the sonofabitch wasn’t me! 
What an asshole!
That sounds like a guy I once knew. He lost his car and his excuse was that the goverment took it, and the CIA or FBI is out to get him. What a Joe.
Relationships sometimes get weird, but there are to sideds to every story. Keep in mind sometimes the fucking you got isnt worth the fucking you get.
Another note in the dramatic saga…
The son of a crack whore called her family and told them a bunch of stuff about her that was VERY private and now her family is asking all kinds of questions. He outed her to her MOTHER for crying out loud. I was with her Friday night and all day yesterday and she is devistated. How could anyone do something like this to someone they supposedly loved? Good grief he needs to grow the fuck up and get on with his fucking life. It’s not bad enough he took 8 bags of stuff including ALL of her luggage, most of her jewelry and the afformentioned other items but he also loosened the pipes under all the sinks and turned off the water to the house so when she turned it back on it started flooding the house. I have never in my life seen such a vindictive man.
I’ve merged your duplicate threads, pencilpusher.
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Thanks Cajun Man your a sweetheart
I dunno, seems she deserves a tiny bit of the blame, since she was silly enough to believe him, even after she had doubts. Should have stuck with her original plan. Hindsight’s 20/20, as they say, but it sounds like she had pretty good foresight before she put her blinders back on.
Should have previewed. I was just referring to the stuff–the rest of it, the calling of her family and his plumbing revenge is just god-awful. Sorry about your friend.
So about those toys…