Yep, Livin' That Single Life...

[OtisCampbellWasRight]

Twice divorced here. You’ll be sorry…

Unless this is an April fools joke, in which case, :rolleyes:

[Duckster]

Hal’s just pullin’ the wool over your eyes …

[The_Vorlon]

@Hal_Briston

USCDiver got it in one…yes, I went and got m’self hitched over the weekend! I had better plans for a clearer second post, but I was getting a lot of “put the damn phone away!” from family members.
18 minutes? Hell, that second post was done after the ceremony, after we exited, after my bride and I had a couple of minutes of alone “holy crap, we’re married!” time together, and in the middle of the receiving line. I don’t think the ceremony was more than five minutes (brevity is the soul of me not yelling “fucking well get on with it already!”).

Me, the missus, and The Littlest Briston

Someone realy needs to photoshop the sheep in the picture…

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Hal_Briston

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Me, the missus, and The Littlest Briston

You married Miranda Lambert?!? Good for you!

@The_Vorlon

Someone realy needs to photoshop the sheep in the picture…

Seriously.

[Gagundathar]

@Hal_Briston

USCDiver got it in one…yes, I went and got m’self hitched over the weekend! I had better plans for a clearer second post, but I was getting a lot of “put the damn phone away!” from family members.
18 minutes? Hell, that second post was done after the ceremony, after we exited, after my bride and I had a couple of minutes of alone “holy crap, we’re married!” time together, and in the middle of the receiving line. I don’t think the ceremony was more than five minutes (brevity is the soul of me not yelling “fucking well get on with it already!”).

Me, the missus, and The Littlest Briston

Wait, you didn’t tell us she was pretty.
And apparently blind.

Congrats.
Assuming you aren’t just pulling our collective legs.

(Is that the correct usage? Collective legs?)

[shantih]

@Hal_Briston

USCDiver got it in one…yes, I went and got m’self hitched over the weekend! I had better plans for a clearer second post, but I was getting a lot of “put the damn phone away!” from family members.
18 minutes? Hell, that second post was done after the ceremony, after we exited, after my bride and I had a couple of minutes of alone “holy crap, we’re married!” time together, and in the middle of the receiving line. I don’t think the ceremony was more than five minutes (brevity is the soul of me not yelling “fucking well get on with it already!”).

Me, the missus, and The Littlest Briston

Congratulations!! Aww, look how happy all three of you look! The Newest Briston is just radiant, and the Littlest Briston is simply, and though I rarely use this word it’s hands-down the best choice here, adorbs. May that have been the least happy day of your whole life to come!

[Quasimodal]

This thread seriously confuses me…is Hal married or is it an April Fools gag? Congrats and sympathies at the same time (depending on whats really happening)

[Hal_Briston]

@Quasimodal

This thread seriously confuses me…is Hal married or is it an April Fools gag? Congrats and sympathies at the same time (depending on whats really happening)

Married. All-encompassingly ridiculously happily (and non-jokingly) married.

Thanks much, all!

[thirdwarning]

:D:)

And:eek: When did that child get so big?
Beautiful family, by the way. Congratulations.

[ToeJam]

Congratulations Hal. Best wishes to you and yours.

You can now form a Masonry!

[Quasimodal]

Congrats!

(assuming this isn’t all part of the ruse…)

[Hal_Briston]

@thirdwarning

And:eek: When did that child get so big?

Yeah, tell me about it. I tell her all the time that she’s a horribly disobedient child, since she never listens when I tell her to stop growing already!

[thirdwarning]

They never do. It’s like they want to be grownups for some dumb reason.

[April_R]

Congrats, I like being married myself. Even when we fight, we appreciate each other more when we make up.

[Cornelius_Tuggerson]

@April_R

Congrats, I like being married myself. Even when we fight, we appreciate each other more when we make up.

“appreciate each other” ey? Is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?