If you don’t want people looking at your SO, don’t let them out of the house.
That said, if you are staring, flirting with or are otherwise being a perv to psycat in some manner, watch out. This is not because I am overly jealous, or because I don’t feel like she could handle it on her own, it’s that she shouldn’t have to. Its because I don’t want my girl subjected to the feelings kabbes just mentioned. Like a homie once said, “-you best check yo self, cause when ya dis Demo, ya dis yourself.” Don’t worry, I will give you a warning, and you will know it is coming. If you are stupid, and pay no attention, I am going to kick your fat, ugly face in. I have even been in a situation where a friend is doing it because he was too hammered to know the difference. In that case, I simply removed us from the situation. He got a stern talking to, believe me.
What gets me are the ones who see a glance as a stare, who see intent where there is none. I want to tell these men, “I’m not your enemy. It’s the ones you never see who will steal that hot honey magnet away from you.” OK, maybe I’m joking just a little bit. But as I said before, I don’t stare at people anyway; I think that’s uncool and I try to live by the golden rule (note that I did say “try”).
And I don’t mean to contradict you, kabbes, but some people do notice glances. Even if no ogling is taking place. As for why it happens (the checking out, that is) well that’s pretty simple: most peoples’ eyes are drawn by that which they find attractive, since beauty, as we all know, is in the eye of the beholder.
I see that I’ve inadverdently opened up quite a can of worms here, so let me just say that I have respect for the boundaries of other people. If I’m checking you out, there’s a 95% chance you don’t even know. Unless you’ve got a 5% boyfriend with a jealous streak wider than the Panama Canal. Which is what got me going on this whole topic to begin with. See there was this dude at the mini mall the other day…oh, forget it.
Astroboy: I must differ with you on one point; If I see a guy carrying a keg, I am most definitely going to try to get some beer. After all, what harm can it do to ask?
