[list][li]Strawman[]Snope/Google is your friend [] Are the two mutually exclusive? Felch[/li]
I’m sure there are more but its officially 1730 - outta here!
You forgot one:
WTF?
And also:
“You owe me a new keyboard.”
And of course, after making a mistake: “Preview is my friend.”
No, really: WTF?
What The Fuck is the OP trying to say?
Is this a rant?
Embellishment, after all, is the heart of good story telling.
I was serious too. You owe me a new keyboard.
Just because I decided to be Ruler of the Dopers Whose Names Begin With K. Why don’t you throw in a bag of Cheetos too, just for the hell of it.
[sub]also I too have no idea what the OP is getting at, but your post did make me chuckle.[/sub]
Keyboard and Cheetos are in the post, Your Majesty. 
Shouldn’t this thread be in a different forum?
:rolleyes:
Pot. Kettle. Black.
To quote the unparalleled P.J. O’Rourke:
“What the fuck? I mean, what the fucking fuck?”
I’d move this thread to another forum, but I have no idea what is being talked about here. Is this rant? Is it a chat? When it’s talked about, does it get bad? Or does the bad get it instead? I don’t know. Particle man.