Considering where that feather’s been, I think that you can keep it. 
::Tapping each shoulder with my “sword” as you kneel before me::
Arise struuter: SDMB Strumpet.
That figures. I invest the better part of the afternoon turning struuter into a culinary delight and she’s playing with Scottie’s sword.
At least I didn’t have to hear about her “sheathing” it.
sigh…
Oh Southern honey…
As you may recall, I’m still here…does being a busty redhead count for anything?
You ought to know that three people came running at my fits of laughter at being knighted (nighted? naughtied? whatever). How can I explain your ‘sword’ to them? BTW, that’s some length and girth on that-there weapon of yours. Are we in a cease-fire? (ugh, I’m sorry about that one…)
I must say this is a pretty special place with some pretty cool people when I can get this wound-up over getting my own SDMB title. And from you, too. 
Aaahhh. Looks like Southern is busy. And, being the SDMB Strumpet–I’d best get all this chocolate and cinnamon sauce off. <looks around for the bathtub>
Falcon,
You are still here! I took the silence for absence. Or apathy.
Does this mean that I have your sympathy? struuter dumped me.
I really don’t think that she deserves her new title. ::gossipy noises in background:: I heard that as soon as the “ceremony” was over she headed for the showers.
No stamina, I guess…
Wow. A culinary delight? You certainly have a way with words. And here I thought the bath-thing was a subtle invitation…I see now I’ve got to do some serious work if I’m going to live up to this new title. <raises eyebrow menacingly>
Southern, I would not be a true strumpet if I didn’t mention that there being two of us chicks is not such a bad thing for a guy in your position…
Falcon? You’re a red head…you wanna teach him a thing or two?
Uh oh. Looks like SouthernStyle is getting way over his head here.
struuter, Falcon, I wish I could stay and help you two give Style his just desserts. 
Smear a little chocolate syrup on him for me, will ya?
chrisbar
Sorry for the silence ladies. I had to pay some bills.
struuter may have redeemed herself. I’ll wait to pass judgement on her being a true strumpet. Her first test is explaining this “my position” thing. I’m sitting in a high backed chair, feet under my desk, with no women in the room. This does nothing to further the reputation that I worked so hard to establish.
Now I’m getting the silent treatment from Falcon. And I was just about to recommend her for “strumpet in training” (strumpetette?).
But life is good, now. chrisbar still loves me. (strumpet light?) Plus it raises the ante to three chicks! (If my wife wanders in … we were talking about dinner… yeah… dinner… that’s it… dinner… Personally I intend to have a full helping of desert tonight!)
Strumpet Light? Is that my new nickname around here?
All the fun and half the calories… I like it. 
chrisbar
Gee chris, “all the fun and half the calories”? Does this mean I need to use sugar free cool-whip?
And thanks for the next to getting in over my head. Must mean I did something right.
Southern,
Just when I thought you’d given up on me…thank heavens.
As for titles…how about giving everyone their own original? Trollop, Wench, Coquette, Tart, Floozy? They’re all free. Not that I wouldn’t share…I wouldn’t be much of a strumpet if I got all possessive, would I?
I don’t see Chief around(I think I scared him off)…Southern, are you going to be willing to unsheath your sword for this? And if your wife walks in…well, you’ll be thanking your lucky stars you’re sitting behind a desk with your hands on your keyboard.
Oh, crud. I see by the clock on the wall it’s about time for me to hang up my tassled bra. <sigh>
I hope this was close to as good as yesterday…
It was certainly as much fun.
We just needed more “players”.
strumpet.
Southern, you got a party goin’ on? And you didn’t call? Dang, I’ll be sure to watch for your threads more carefully.
::pulls out a Costco size can Hersheys Chocolate syrup::
Anyone still hungry?
Sili
Oh Southern…I’m back…
Sorry hon, phone call. Now then. Since I can’t be a strumpet, perhaps I could be a tart? With chocolate syrup?
Dang. I can only remember one woman’s nickname at a time.
Now I gotta make a list.
struuter is strumpet
Falcon is tart
chrisbar is strumpet lite
And Christie is the bimbo.
So Southern…think we should break in this “Tart” title?
Sure. In fact we can start with …
wait a sec …
Wife just came in. Will call back after she goes to bed.
MMMmmmmmmmmmm…sili! Looks like I got here just in time! I adore chocolate syrup. Especially if it’s drizzled all over me…and someone wanted to lick it all off… oh, dear. This could really get me in trouble.
purplebear, I hate to let a perfectly good (Costco Size) can of syrup go to waste…Let’s see, if its drizzles you like, maybe I can use this collander…