Unintended consequences arose from deliberate folly.
His skin sloughed off in sheets.
She couldn’t walk right for days.
With this ring, I thee wed.
Sun rise, sun set, that’s all.
The eyeball extricated itself and fled.
“Gosh, that’s a lot of dreidels!”
When in doubt, throw hand grenades.
Mongo only pawn… in game of life.
What the eggplants left, artichokes ate.
Her new ring, his spousal privilege!
They called her “Bananas”-“Bananas” Foster.
Nobody expected a fourth nipple.
That is not your real accent.
All is lost except for you.
With mama away, daddy wore lace.
Everyone is prone to acts of desperation.
Life was simpler back in Ethiopia.
Someone is dying. Is it me?
147,000,000 cows was way too many.
I find it odd that many of these would also make fine first sentences of novels.
For this situation, incest is the best.
Nursing between tricks.
Hey - I forgot my cane!
He shut that damn kid up.
Regards,
Shodan
Here’s one courtesy of Warren Zevon:
Send lawyers, guns, and money.
then I remembered I could fly.
Her last note read, “Tired.”