You hurt me. My turn, now.
The Nazi clown onslaught was unstoppable.
Ooh. Six word BSDM porn. Clever !
The rain fell like blood.
The elephant was behind it all.
That’s a whole new ballgame…
He touched her, there. She shivered.
His breath quickened at the scent.
The wildebeests were never the same.
The banana was a total loss.
Forever after, they called him “Thighmaster”.
The sky tore open. Darkness bloomed.
Life ends. The pain never does.
Weep for us. The humans approach.
There was no time to scream.
“What does this red button do?”
Water drops blossom from spoon bowls.
Omelettes, flung correctly, can be lethal.
“No, I didn’t get the job.”
Farewell my friend, my faithful dog.
Penis?
Of all the performing arts, perhaps the most underappreciated is flatulence.
Or “counting to six”. 
He ate, grandma? He ate grandma.
"That wasn’t your penis? "
You won’t murder me, again!
not mine
“very funny, now change me back”
“dead puppies aren’t much”
Nobody likes farts in fine arts.
The paycheck shrunk, the bile rose.
In Russia, baby shoes sell you!
Death came for the archibishop, unwisely.
Alan met his fiancée at autopsy.
“Ant costume.” “Murder weapon?” “Magnifying glass.”