I’m thinking that I need a couple new sports bras, so I surf around a bit looking for some good ones. I find a recomendation for Enell bras, so I check out their Web site. OK, they’re not the prettiest bras, but if they work that’s all I care about.
I go look at the sizing chart. In normal bras, I typically wear a 34C or 36C. But wait, let’s look at those measurements. According to them, their sports bra size 0 fits women of the size 32DDD, 34C, 34D, and 36C. Bust measurements are 34-37", rib measurements are 29-31". That doesn’t sound right, so I get out the trusty ol’ measuring tape. Yup, ribs still 34" around. Boobs measure in at 40" - same as always. I even have Mr. Athena double check the measurements, to his great pleasure.
So according to Enell’s site, I take a size 2 Enell bra, which translates to 36DDD(!), 38C, 38D, 40C.
I go to a different site next. According to this site, I wear a size 39A. Um, yeah. I’ve never even seen a size 39A bra. And trust me, I’m not an A cup. Furthermore, how’d I get from 36DDD to 39A in a couple clicks of the mouse button?
Then I check this site. They dont’ even HAVE a category for 34" ribs. OK, we’ll estimate - I’m either a 36 or 38 according to them. Lessee… 40 inch boobs, that’s a… D cup if I go 36, and a B cup if I go 38. Closer, but still, the difference between 36D and 38B is pretty big, if you’ve ever looked at bras.
I’ve decided to just give up, and not wear bras anymore. That’ll make running a bit tougher, but the whole bra size thing is just too complicated for me.