Yet Another Pick-a-Doper Thread

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

*Originally posted by roadrunner70 *
My wife’s Italian, so beardlessness isn’t really the norm.

I sure hope she doesn’t get to read this

OK I want to chose blue_poop but I’m sure she could do far better than me.

[Esprix]

[ul][li]Doobieous[/li][li]matt_mcl[/li][li]katiekilldare[/li][li]Francesca[/li][li]Shayna[/li][li]Polycarp[/li][li]Fenris[/ul][/li]
(Sorry, can’t pick just one. Yea polygamy!)

Esprix

[RTFirefly]

*Originally posted by fizzestothetop *
I think maybe I would pick RT simply because of the nice compliment he gave me in the weight loss thread. Oh and he’s nice and funnie!

Awww, you’re sweet, fizzy! In addition to being gorgeous.

Fortunately, there’s every indication that Patrick is quite aware that he’s one very lucky man.

[Eve]

Feh. All the ones I’d want are either married, gay, or chicks.

[alice_in_wonderland]

*Originally posted by Eve *
**Why not marry all three of us and have a Doper Harem? **

Woo Hoo!

I get very few chances to wear my belly-dancing regalia.

[Ethilrist]

Now, now, Eve, here’s something from the OP:

if you were single and looking for a husband/wife, what Doper would you choose to marry, and why? Assume that any marriage is legal

So “married” isn’t an issue, because this assumes the OTHER person is available, too…

[Gazelle]

*Originally posted by auntie em *
**Hmm, well, let’s see . . .

Do you eat prunes?**

Yes

Hate group sushi?

If I knew what it was, I would hate it with a vengeance.

Avidly avoid the use of Instead feminine hygiene cups?

I don’t know about “avidly” but the idea grosses me out to the Nth degree. Does that count?

Have a bunch of domineering, lard-slurping nutbuckets for a family?

Only half a bunch.

**Do you have Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher running on endless loop through your head right now? **

Nope, Panama.

[Esprix]

Yeah, but my question is, do you like pina coladas? Or getting caught in the rain?

Esprix

[NinetyWt]

pssssssssst… Estilicon… [sub]*you can leave your hat on … *[/sub]

I’d pick whuckfistle. 'Cause I love his truck. And I’m sure he has a very manly… fistle.

Now, my door don’t swing that way, but if it did, I’d have a hard time choosing between bodypoet, Washte, deadlynightlight, and Gazelle. 'Cause they’re magically babe-a-licious.

[Gyrate]

*Originally posted by cjhoworth *
Steve Wright, I’ve got an unrequited crush on you and have for months

Steve Wright – the thinking women’s crumpet. You’re a dark horse, Steve…

[SkipMagic]

*Originally posted by Eve *
**Feh. All the ones I’d want are either married, gay, or chicks. **

No, no… you misunderstand. I’m not married yet.

And I’m fairly sure I’m neither gay nor a chick. But I do have a happy rooster-- wait. How does that go again?

[Shodan]

Scylla.

'Cause I read the post he wrote about his RL wife. I need someone who regards me like that. And I also studied judo.

Regards,
Shodan

[Gazelle]

*Originally posted by NinetyWt *
**
Now, my door don’t swing that way, but if it did, I’d have a hard time choosing between bodypoet, Washte, deadlynightlight, and Gazelle. 'Cause they’re magically babe-a-licious. **

My door don’t swing that way either, but I might consider it, especially since you’re, well, Queen of Lubricants.

Mucho preparado for the amor, baby. Awwww, yeah.

[auntie_em]

Gazelle, I’d say that’s close enough. And your reluctance to sushi-swing just put you on my list.

[Steve_Wright]

*Originally posted by jr8 *
**Steve Wright – the thinking women’s crumpet. You’re a dark horse, Steve… **

I may have to re-think my position on polygamy. On account of Rasa and cjhoworth are definitely babes …

[Polycarp]

*Originally posted by Steve Wright *
**I may have to re-think my position on polygamy. On account of Rasa and cjhoworth are definitely babes … **

Hey, I claim first dibs!!

[vanilla]

*Originally posted by NoClueBoy *
**
I’m picturing His4Ever nekkid… with my ring on her finger… **

You are SUCH a pervert…I like that in a guy…

[zoogirl]

I would have picked Scylla on the grounds that he’s got a great sense of humor, but he’s mean to poor innocent groundhogs…

So far the only other rodent loving Doper I can think of, offhand, is Ratqueen and after all I am zooGIRL.

Whoever I’d pick would have to be either a huge animal lover or extremely tolerent.

[Gyrate]

*Originally posted by Polycarp *
**Hey, I claim first dibs!! **

Funny – I wouldn’t have thought Steve was your type.

[Persephone]

Well, Euty, of course.

But, if for some reason, he were out of the picture, I’ve got a list as long as my arm of Dopers I’d marry.

[ul]
[li]Zappo[/li][li]Ringo[/li][li]RTFirefly[/li][li]TruePisces[/li][li]DAVEW0071[/li][li]tomndebb[/li][li]Polycarp[/li][li]manhattan[/li][li]Eve[/li][/ul]

Brains, wit, compassion, and just all-around kick-assedness. I know I’m missing a few, too, darn it, but my brain is fried.