I’ve only met four female Dopers (that I can remember, Dopefests being what they are), and they were all wonderful in their own special ways. Decisions, decisions…
[sub]Eeny, meeny, minie, mo, catch a Doper by the toe…[/sub]
What a silly question. Lets see if I can be a thread killer, bwa ha ha ha
I’ll Marry the next Doper to post to this thread.
I hope like hell you’re a chick…
Sorry roadrunner70, wouldn’t Beardlessness be a strange epitath for a woman.
I guess you are a bloke and not gay (not a gay female) since you used the term chick. You could get the chop if you like, otherwise we’ll have to get Polly to annul the Marriage.
My wife’s Italian, so beardlessness isn’t really the norm.
And I ain’t switching teams, so I guess it’s over. It was a nice 14 minutes though…I’ll remember you fondly.
Well, I would say CrunchyFrog, but he’d probably leave me after five years for some younger, wittier Doper with a nice, firm post count. That would leave me to raise the tadpoles.
::sobs:: Always a bridesmaid…
I’m beginning to like Estillicon. Have you been posting using invisible ink? 'Cause I can’t ever recall seeing you before a couple of days ago.
I still think Tierra Del Fuego is a funny name. Seen any penguins?
Well, I guess that entire post was a hijack, verdad?
I’m picturing His4Ever nekkid… with my ring on her finger…
I want jarbabyj. Rowr.
My choice is Duck Duck Goose. Her online personality strikes me as 100% woman. I hope I never meet her in real life though, as I’m bound to be disappointed.
She’s my choice for the extra point too. Failing that, I suspect Jodi followed by cjhoworth could get you to the altar Poly
If we can only choose one, I’d have to say Guinistasia - what can I say, I like her posts and she likes Star Wars and we seem to agree on a lot of things.
If we’re allowed to name more than one, then I’ll expand my list to include (in no particular order): nocturne, bobkitty, Shayna, and KCSuze.
Hrm… I’ll pick Vivalostwages. I’m totally shocked that NoClueBoy didn’t beat me to her though.
Well, since CrunchyFrog isn’t Mormon (I think), I’ll take Miller. Because he’s smart, funny, and prodigous in his posting. He was actually my first choice, but Froggy is closer, geographically speaking.
Hmmm…
there are many worthy dope ladies. I have a soft spot, as has been mentioned, for even sven. However, I’m afraid our politicts don’t even come close to matching, so that’s just doomed to fail.
Beyond that, I don’t know. Indygrrrl is a hottie, and it seems we’d get along sexually for a while, but I have no idea what she’s like outside of that.
I guess I’ll just join the SDMB Seminary…
I normally stay out of the DoperLoveFest threads, but I’d pick MandaJO. I’m addicted to reading good advice columnists, and her relationship advice is always better than most of the columnists I like to read.
Hmm, then again, maybe I’d better reconsider; would I really want to marry someone who is always, indisputably right? C’mon, I like to WIN an argument now and then. Then again, she’s probably smart enough to let me win one now and then for the sake of my oh-so-fragile male vanity… Yeah, MandaJO it is.
Then again, Zoe is super-cool, plus she’s from Alabama, which makes her sexy too…
I’d flip a coin.
So just because Polycarp picks me am I off limits to everyone else? 
XJETGIRLX and FizzesToThe Top, you are truly lucky ladies, because Copaesthetic and Iampunha would be high on my list of men to marry. Steve Wright, I’ve got an unrequited crush on you and have for months or, a bit closer to home, Monstro seems like a good choice (you are a male and unmarried, right?).
Hmmm. So many men; so little time. And so many I’ll forget! Cuautemoc, if I ever learn to spell your name right, will you marry me? OK, how about Osip? If they were straight, Gobear, Matt_McL, and, of course, Esprix would be in the running. If I were gay, I do believe I’d be interested in Ice Wolf.
Polycarp, old friend, you’re cheating. You know full well that in one of my first posts on this board I asked you if you’d marry me. Besides, if I’m your “twin sister separated at birth” by a few years and miles, wouldn’t that make a marriage between us a bit, shall we say, unusual? 
I knew I’d forget one (or several)!!! Kal, if it weren’t for your lovely Washte, I’d also be interested in claiming you. I can make toad-in-the-hole. Oh, and Estilcon, for you, Argentina might be worth it!
Affectionately,
CJ
Sweet! I’d have picked you, but nobody wanted to start a fistfight with Poly. . . you know how he can be 
I’m gonna have to go with Anthracite, she seems to be funny, she’s smart, and the best part is she drives a Mustang GT. Now if I could just convince her to let me drive it!
Now if she turns me down then I’ll have to go with Broomstick, since she knows how to fly and maybe she’d show me how.
Noclueboy, I haven’t seen that many penguins. The fact is that I live more or less 3000 kms away from Tierra del Fuego and, also more or less, 1000 kms away from the sea 
Mountains and rivers are my usual landscapes. That is something we Argentinians have in common with Americans, we have a great variety of climates within our territory.
Sorry for this Hijack
So… would that be a manage-a-moi? Sorry, I just had to get that in there. Other than that little tidbit, I can’t say much. I haven’t been around long enough to really get to know anyone around here. Although, from the What are you wearing? thread, it sounds like Kalhoun is pretty hot. Thongs are such a turn on.
I would pick CRorex, because he knows how to make chocolate ganache! And a man who knows how to cook can’t be all bad!