Yet Another Pick-a-Doper Thread

[Ethilrist]

*Originally posted by auntie em *
Hmm, well, let’s see . . .
Do you eat prunes?
Hate group sushi?
Avidly avoid the use of Instead feminine hygiene cups?
Have a bunch of domineering, lard-slurping nutbuckets for a family?
Do you have Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher running on endless loop through your head right now? **

Whew! That was close! (and no, I’m not gonna tell you which one doesn’t apply to me…)

[AncientHumanoid]

His4Ever

Though there are many things we don’t agree on, she has a fire in her. IRL, I’d bet she’s a real sweetie.

[Q.E.D]

*Originally posted by Loneraven *
**I’d pick Q.E.D..

Don’t ask why. **

Wow! Ummm…why?

Oh right, you said not to ask.

[garius]

*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX *
**I’d need someone equally as witty and kind, with a touch of ego and a really goofy laugh. Oh, and they’d have to smell nice and be willing to buy me a tank someday. I’d take anyone that meets those standards. **

<Sid James>

Alwight. EYAHAHA!

</Sid James>

cool - i get one of the cute dopers

[Shaolinrabbit]

Assuming my lovely spouse is not an allowed choice. . . Even though chocolate is my favorite food, in this case I’d have to choose Vanilla. ::

[jazzmine]

Whichever male doper is a mature, not gonna have a mid-life crisis, loving, faithful, dominating, forever kinda guy.

That’s the one I want.

[jazzmine]

*Originally posted by Rasa *
**I would marry Steve Wright because reading something he wrote about pants made me laugh so hard I do believe I strained something. Other than that I don’t really know him, but a rockin’ sense of humour is a Very Good Thing. **

There’s lots and lots of good things about him.

[Steve_Wright]

It’s nice to get these unsolicited testimonials …

[vanilla]

I made a list!
Yay!
( and I do do the dishes-as soon as I’ve used them!-I’m a neat freak)

[garius]

*Originally posted by jazzmine *
**Whichever male doper is a mature, not gonna have a mid-life crisis, loving, faithful, dominating, forever kinda guy.

That’s the one I want. **

good luck!

[CuriousCanuck]

TIBBY TIBBY TIBBY

[sheepi83]

I claim Lord of Chagrin a.k.a. Le Sang.

[Max_Torque]

I claim Tiburon, because she’s smart and sexy and fun. The fact that she’s not interested in anyone with a penis doesn’t bother me a bit.

[garius]

*Originally posted by jazzmine *
**Whichever male doper is a mature, not gonna have a mid-life crisis, loving, faithful, dominating, forever kinda guy.

That’s the one I want. **

good luck!

[SkipMagic]

*Originally posted by Francesca *
**It’s alright Steve, I don’t mind **

And I get Francesca!

No voice is better, if you ask me.

[Tiburon]

I’m such a gadget freak that if there were some major technological advances in men since the last time I uh…well, you know …then maybe I’d try one! heh.

As for someone to marry…I don’t know anyone well enough to want to marry them. But I sure wouldn’t mind chasing Hamadryad or Sea Diver around a room. I know there are more - just not sure I want to admit them!

Tibs/Tibby/Tiburon

[Tiburon]

p.s. Are we sure I can’t just claim Carol from my office?

[Estilicon]

Ok this is the third of the kind thread in which I have sinned. I searched my name wanting to see wich doper really loved me. I can understand that I am not the most popular doper but it would really mean a lot if someone pick me.

Many will say that if someone pick me will be out of pity, I don’t care. I have zero personality a no dignity, you can pick me, use me and then toss to the gutter. I won’t mind.

[Pathetic beggarly hat on] Could somebody please choose me as the best doper ever? [/Pathetic beggarly hat on]

[jazzmine]

*Originally posted by garius *
**good luck! **

Well smelling nice and conquering wildebeest is a good start.

[Estilicon]

As you can see I am still wearing my hat, I like it and I won’t take it off. Carry on.