“As owner of America’s third-largest mail-order baking-soda distributorship, I am deeply concerned.”
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What about these:
“To think that just a short time ago, the biggest worry in opening your mail was that a package might contain a spring-propelled boxing glove that knocked you unconscious.”
Gore Delivers Emergency Presidential Address Into Bathroom Mirror
Photo: Gore confers with top advisors Simba and Stripe.
Oh onion, I sing your praises! That’s hilarious!