What is the population of “the Land of Chocolate”?
What is the title of Krusty’s book?
What were the three towns put on the map by a monorail?
The answer to the second one is You’re Feets’ Too Big To Kickbox God, ghostwritten by John Updike.
The answer to the third one is Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook-although they did get a bit fed up with Lyle Lanley after they found out the monorails were cheap and shoddy.
Not sure of the first.
What is one of Marvin Monroe’s guilty little pleasures?
What painting did Mr. Burns once have the chance to buy for a song (literally)? And what song was it?
I believe the song was “White Christmas” but I don’t remember the painting…something by Van Gogh?
Oh, sorry, I guess I’m supposed to ask a follow-up question?
Which now-deceased character appeared in the most episodes?
I think the painting was Picasso’s “Guernica”, but I’m not sure.
Maude Flanders?
What about Krusty’s SEX book? It was actually in a scene cut out of “Krusty Gets Kancelled”, but it was shown in the Anniversary Special.
Also nitpick: I think the first town is Brockton.
Watching Itchy and Scratchy while eating popcorn and laughing himself silly.
How does Ned Flanders recommend remembering the difference between apple cider and apple juice?
If it’s brown, you’re in cider town. But if it’s yellow, you’ve got juice there fellow. Of course in Canada, it’s all backwards…
What did Homer tell Mulder and Scully he was doing in the bar the night he saw the alien?
“If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella. But if it’s cloudy and brown, you’re in cider town.”
What did Homer say when he accidentally jumped over Springfield Gorge on Bart’s skateboard?
“If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there, fella. Tangy and brown, you’re in cider town.”
Slight nitpick, I believe Krusty’s book is Shoes too big to kickbox God.
And since no one has yet answered my first question, I’ll repeat it (no, I’m not being lazy. okay maybe.)
What’s the population of ‘the Land of Chocolate’?
hint:
I regret to announce the following layoffs, which I will read in alphabetical order: Simpson, Homer. That is all.
D’OH!!!
ahh… that’s better. thanks, euty.
Which power plant should act more like its twin, and why?
Diablo Canyon 1?
actually i think it’s “Oh, diablo canyon two, why can’t you be more like diablo canyon 1?” but im probley wrong.
ok, so my turn,
what were the names of the movies entered in the springfeild film-festival?
Bright Lights, Beef Jerky, by Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, Mo’ Better Booze by Moe Syzlak, A Star is Burns by C. Montgomery Burns, Man Getting Hit by a Football (A Hans Moleman production) and the unfortunately titled Puke-ahontus by Barnard Gumbel.
Here’s a toughie (Never directly mentioned): Who did Bart defeat in the semi-finals of the Mini-golf tournament to face Rod Flanders?
Bart defeated Ralph Wiggum in the semi’s.
What was the name of the catfish Homer catches (and releases) at the marriage retreat at catfish lake?
“The evening began discussing Wittgenstein over a rousing game of Backgammon.”
Scully: “Mr. Simpson, it’s a felony to lie to the FBI.”
“We were in Barney’s car eating packets of mustard.”
After Springfield is nuked in the first segment of a Treehouse of Horror episode, Homer goes to see a movie starring what two comedians?
General Sherman.
Ralph Wiggam sadly lamented that he bent his _____?
David Spade and Chris Farley.
What Springfield families had soldiers in the fightingest squad in the fightingest company in the third-fightingest battalion in the army during the war?
- Rick
Well, there was Skinner, Simpson, and a bunch of others, including CM Burns, in the Fighting Hellfish.
Ralph bent his wookiee.
I don’t think that Ralph was in the minigolf tourney, but I could be wrong.
Diablo Canyon One’s light was out on the map, causing Homer to lament.
What does the valentine Lisa gives to Ralph say?
And since no one has come up with the population of the Land of Chocolate, it’s 1372. And chocolate is on sale.
Also, still no answer on Krusty’s sex book.