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Then I want that lost book fine back! I think I had to pay $6 from my own savings to replace it. In today’s dollars, that would be at least $6.25!
In was in the report given to me by David Dudinski, P.I.
Mrs. Sullivan-Phillips has revised your late book fee.
You now owe an additional $73.75.
Trivial though they are, I believe every one of the questions provided in this thread has a factual answer and should therefore be posed separately in GQ.
Yes. For instance, Kathleen McGowan wrote The Book of Love.
14 k o s i a f p d
Or however that went.
I refuse to correct that and start it all again.
I can only hope everyone else does too.
Yeah, that was my first thought while opening this thread!
- It’s in the commercial!
Where do the missing socks go after I put them in the dryer?
Does this smell funny to you?
You’d really prove us wrong if you found them in the FIRST place you looked. 
Where is my husband’s body armor? Did one of the moving dudes nick it, did it fly off the back of the pickup when I hit the deer, or is it hiding out with that lost library book and the missing socks?
This answer is a little more scientifically rigorous.
I kept a library book from my hometown on accident. It got mixed in with the rest of my stuff when I was moving to college 8 years ago, and I just ended up keeping it when I figured out the mistake (and by now the book is long since gone). I’d like to know if this is the kind of thing where they have my name written down with a big black mark against it, still counting up late fees, or if they’ve pretty much forgotten and replaced it by now.
Definitely, “Where is that thing I just put down? It can’t be gone, I just had it a second ago! G*******t!” I do that at least once a day, it drives me batty.
It was “14 K of G in a F P D”, supposed to be “a common phrase” (though possibly in the UK - as it could be an advertisement slogan).
Sorry, but recently I figured it out, very late at night. I forgot it by daybreak but since I now know it’s got a real solution, I figured I could drum up some help in rediscovering it.
Many clothes dryers, and many navels, are wormhole portals. It’s quite common for a sock to get pulled into a dryer wormhole and emerge at the other end as bellybutton lint.
No offense, but I thought everybody knew this.
Back in junior high, I stole a book out of some nerd’s book bag while he was staring at something in the sky. Scrawled in it was a cryptic formula – BD + JT = TLF. I have been losing sleep over that for about thirty years.