This story is enough to make one cringe at the possible outcomes. To any Jewish dopers who are also new parents, apparently you now have to breathalyze mohels. Just a public service announcement.
For the love of Og and all that is holy, do not mention that name.
Anyone remember the mohel that Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfuss) hired in a Seinfeld episode? “I could’ve been a butcher like my brother. Cows have no families. You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life.”