Yikes, where's JDT when you need him

This story is enough to make one cringe at the possible outcomes. To any Jewish dopers who are also new parents, apparently you now have to breathalyze mohels. Just a public service announcement.

For the love of Og and all that is holy, do not mention that name.

Anyone remember the mohel that Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfuss) hired in a Seinfeld episode? “I could’ve been a butcher like my brother. Cows have no families. You make a mistake with a cow, you move on with your life.”