Um…no. Ew.
(FTR, I had a tiny bit of crud in my innie)
I thought this would be an “Are you an innie or an outie?” thread. Do adults have outies? I haven’t seen one since I was a kid.
Nothing in this innie.
I thought this was going to be about innies and outies too. I suppose once an outie, always an outie, unless you have something surgical done to change it.
I’m an innie. My bellybutton is cute. Prolly one of the only parts of my body that I don’t have an issue with. 
The only thing I have in my belly button is three separate laparoscopic scars. Other than that, it is relatively crud-free.
Nope…all clean.
What I want to know is…no matter what color shirt I’m wearing, the lint that does collect there is…blue???
WTF? I want my lint to match my shirt. I think some Blue Meanie puts blue lint in there when I’m sleeping or something.
It’s just not right damn it!!!
Belly buttons? You guys have belly buttons?
Woohoo! Hotdamn!
I found it!
Ok, Eve, that’s it. I’m sending you the cleaning bill to get the coffee stain out of my shirt. Dammit, you know you’re not supposed to say stuff that funny while I’m drinking!
Swiddles said:
Oh! Oh! Can I attend? I’ve decided that I’m sorta falling in love with you.
grem
You know, I thought about asking that, too. But that would just be a kind of survey. I was looking for others like me, thinking maybe we could form a support group or something.
Maybe I should explain (or maybe not…but I won’t let that stop me). As far as personal hygene goes, I’m really quite a clean fellow (I believe Ruffian will vouch for me). I don’t mind getting dirty, but I refuse to stay that way for very long. I was just kind of disturbed at how that little lint collector can be so easily overlooked.
Well, not any more, that’s for sure! Ha, ha! YOU CAN’T ESCAPE NOW, MY LITTLE VESTIGE OF THINGS UMBILICAL! YOU SHALL BE CLEANED JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE! WAAHAAHAAHAA!!!
Oh look, the clock says it’s 3:40. Wow, that’s way past time for my meds.
:::trots toward the egress:::
and yes, I know the word is spelled “hygiene.”
stupid hooves
Hey Michi, why don’t you come over here and let me help you with those issues.
you know, mine’s blue too. always. wierd…
My exploration turned up the following items:
- $1.67 in change (including a 1952 wheat penny. Whoo-hoo!)
- A half-eaten muffin
- About 5 ft of barbed wire
- A navy blue sock (so that’s where it went)
- Key to my ex-girlfriend’s house
- WHOA! I’ll just keep that one to myself.
- Beer bottle cap
Getting some awfully strange looks from my co-workers here.
There’s nothing in mine. There is never anything in mine.
Besides leaves when I’m raking, that is.
:eek:
:(:(
:wally
techchick cleans her bellybutton everyday…sides it’s kind of erotic to clean your belly button in the shower all soapy and covered in water…the water cascading on your body. There’s the smell of the soap and things are slippery.
:wally
:eek::eek::eek:
:wally :wally :wally
BOB, you’re starting to get a little annoying