Okay all, take a minute and check out your bellybutton (not recommended if you’re reading this at work). Tell me, was there just a little more stuff in there than you would have expected, or is it just me?
There is a little more stuff in there than I expected, but I hope it’s not just you… For both of our sakes.
Yer pal,
Satan
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Yeah, there’s a LOT more in there than I expected.
No wait… that’s not my bellybutton…
A bellybutton check. Make sure to spell my name right p r i double c i a r.
Don’t post date it!! I want my belly button money all right now.
I hope the bank will cash such a check.
I am sure they have machines to get that linty stuff off.
pat
ps:
I would never take a belly button check from Ed McMahon. That would just be. Umm. Gross.
There was a lot of stuff in there (I found God!), but I was expecting it. So I, um, what was the OP?
This Simpson’s quote comes in useful here…
“Ow, pointy! Ewww, slimy! Uh oh, moving!! Ah, here we go…AWW, 20 dollars! I wanted a peanut!”
I have a very deep innie. I could easily get half a q-tip in it when i had a 27 inch waist. I clean it daily so i knew just what to expect. Hubby thinks that my belly button is still a bit open, so he worries when i clean it.
“Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts! Money can be exchanged for goods and services.”
::: checking :::
ain’t nuthin’ in there.
When was the last time y’all took a shower? Jeesh!
My thoughts exactly! There is nothing in mine either. I have been thinking of putting a ring through mine though.
Nothing in mine either.
You know, when I saw the thread title my first thought was “Oh no, he’s going to ask everybody what is in their bellybutton”. Then I thought, nah, who would ask that? Well, now I know.
On a semi-related note, Ruffian does this man also stick his finger into his navel and sniff it? Then ask you do sniff his finger and/or stick your own finger in your own navel and smell it? Mr. Tot does that.
Cool! I found the remote! Whooo Hoooo!
Me too! We should have a piercing party.
Mine is clean as a whistle. And now I must go contemplate it.
My belly button is so clean that I keep salt in it for when I eat carrots in bed.
I have a kinda deep innie, so I clean it on a regular basis. I may have a little bit of lint in there…
Let’s see, I check my belly button and see that I have an innie. All of you outies out there are housing aliens in your stomachs. Get them out now! I know there isn’t anything in mine because it is an innie. heheheh
HUGS!
Sqrl
There’s all this hair in the way, and… oh… ahhhhh…
I see now…
My finger is in there. 
It’s still there, and still clean. No lint.
The only thing in my bellybutton is a small gold hoop. If there was anything else in there I’d be grossed out.
A very tiny bit of lint and some little black spec thingy. I don’t want to think about it. I showered just last week. It should still be clean.