Hmm, I don’t suppose you’d be willing to throw that breadmaker in a box if I sent you postage?
You know, if Bluesman really loved you he’d drive all the way up here to pick it up.
Sure I would.
Weyall, if you loved me you guys would move down here, instead of stinky 'ol Ohio where we still won’t get to see you.
And cool! Thanks! E-mail me your address and I’ll get approximate postage right out.
If no one else wants it I’d be glad to take the black couch off your hands.
ARGH!
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There IS no black couch!
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Can you get me some guns? Lots of guns.
If some…unfortunate accident…were to befall Everett, I’d be interested in the stereo and speakers…
Does the breadmaker make round or square loaves? If ultrafilter doesn’t take the cd rack, I’ll take it.
I’ll take the house if no one wants it…
Go for it. I need something bigger.
If no one else wants it, I’d be MORE than happy to take that propane grill off your hands. Ours died HARDCORE in the middle of the summer and we’ve missed it.
I’ll take the black couch, and the kitchen table.
OK, Opal. The CD rack is yours. Do you want the stereo stand, too?
Hands off the couch, redhead.
Hey… is that black couch still available???
I know, I know, I’ve never been to Casa de Chance, but I did want to get in on the joke…
I’d like that stand of big pine trees out there on the southwest corner of your lot. If I send you postage, can you dig 'em up and ship 'em to me? Five or six of 'em should suffice.
Smart-ass Ohioan!
See what I’m going to have to put up with, folks?
SEE?
Well, our couch is on its last legs. Since we have a family tradition of never buying a NEW couch, I’d like that black couch. Just pack it up and send it here, I’ll send you postage when I get a round to it.
Also, my husband’s farm needs trees. He doesn’t use this farm as a farm, which is good, because it’s pisspoor farmland, which is why he could afford to buy it. No, he uses this place as his own private hunting reserve. So he needs trees, too. He’s not real picky about the TYPES of trees, just needs something to help cover the land.
Ahhh, they’re 1920’s style “Death Couches”.
Sure! That would actually probably be a good idea. 
Thanks!
Remember all you vultures!
Stuff must be picked up BY THE FIRST WEEKEND IN FEBRUARY OR IT GOES TOT HE DUMP.
And Lynn?
You are the goddess. I’ll go right out and buy a black couch so you can have it.
First stuff vultured!
Opal and family came out and took the CD rack, the stereo stand, and the stereo tonight!
Enjoy it, Opal!