So in this thread…http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80722 I made had a perfectly lovely idea. Let’s get all the Native American Dopers together. In my OP I stated several things, one being that I am a Native American. Two being that I am a carded Native American. Three that I could be a carded Native American in yet another tribe. Four that I am moving back the the reservation. I think since I started the thread and admitted all these things most reasonable people here understand that being a Native American is something I am proud of. These same reasonable people would also read into the thread that it was a jokey thread by my saying “forever be thought of as a non-Native American.” The light hearted comments I made would also tip most reasonable posters off that it was just a fun thread. Nothing to take seriously since it wasn’t in another forum where I was offering real advice to Native Americans just more of a sit down and relax with other Indians. Notice that several posters made jokey claims asking if they counted? See those posts? Those are jokes too. Some people did come in and talk honestly and I appreciate them and the sometimes hurtful things associated with their Indian heritage so I did not make light of their pain but I did try to let them know that you can get around some of these things. I hoped to cheer people up and make them smile. Then you come along scrotumliver. You post links which I thanked you for. In none of my posts did I claim to be an expert on Indian Affairs. My jokes were so wild they hinged on insanity so that no one but a true idiot would mistake the intention. But one-madjack, you are that idiot. I responded to you in the thread in a light hearted manner since it was MPSIMS and I thought you were honestly not sure if I was joking or not. I took you seriously, now I know you are just an idiot wiht your head up your ass. You want to start a fight with me baby? You got it. I am one mean Indian bitch and I won’t back down. I try to be nice but fuckers like you piss me off. Idiots who come in with an attitude and try to fuck up something fun for everyone else. Because you are really dumb I will say once again, I am an Indian so I do make jokes, I can because it’s in my blood. I have the card to prove it too asswipe. You want to say I am rude, here’s rude, I piss on the graves of your ancestors! Fuck them all! There that is rude. And for the record, my Granny got my jokes, she was just shocked I go so far for a giggle! You want to act pissy because I make a few Native American jokes, fine get your dumb ass out of my thread and start your own. You want a boring thread, have fun. Let me guess you are one of those idiot Indians who bitch about the wrongs done to our ancestors and how sport teams using Indian names make us look bad? Guess what fuck head this is 2001, your ancestors are dead! Get your head out of your ass and think before you post fucknugget. I tried being nice because you said you were new and nervous but I am sick of being nice to sorry pieces of shit like you. Kiss my big fat cheese eatin indian ass!
Maybe you should wait till you actually are in the pit to insult people.
Jesus, my eyes. Carriage returns are your friend.
Sterra, what was that? My rage is burning like the light of a pound of cheese. WOOSH it went over my head. Could you explain for me? Thank you in advance.
Have you never been filled with the rage of cheese? Only if you have can you understand! Thanks so much for the post, bye now 
I responded to the other thread (the link was provided above). Please see that post. I would post it here, but I’m not sure if that would violate any rules about crossposting. I urge anyone who is interested to check it out before passing judgment on this situation. I really don’t understand the response to this, so I’m just going to wait a bit and let others chime in if they feel like it.
I really don’t know how else to respond to the OP.
I extend an apology to jack. I have had an honest to God bad day. My car was totalled when some idiot plowed into the side and pushed me and the car over the bridge. I sat in an ER for two hours wait for them to stitch up my ass so I am a wee bit grumpy. Honestly, I am calm now and ask the mods to close this and I shall respond in MPSIMS. I thank thee all in advace.
I just replied in MPSIMS and wanted to squeeze something in here before the mods close it…hooray, MamaHen! It is the rare person who can say, “You know what? I fucked up. I’m sorry.”
You’re alright, girl. Hope your ass heals quickly. (I had a cyst removed from my tailbone, but it extended into delicate territory. I can relate, somewhat!)
Keep us…uh…posted on the aftermath of the accident.
Closed at the request of the OP.