http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=13788015&postcount=14 
Nah, Yoda would have said “Since raised pretty pointlessly this zombie has been, close it I’m going to.” 
In the future proofread I must.
If Colibri has ever said to you, “Hmmph! Pull my finger you will,” you just might be a redneck Jedi.
When I saw the closing notice I thought it was in line with the resurrector’s post.
Wow, a one reply topic getting zombied by a big drunken (I hope that it was drunken anyway) rant. That’s something I’ve not seen before.