How long every day and are you any good? Because I play music all day, usually quietly, but it’s a random and odd mix of genres.
Pretty simple for me. I’m going to assume, because it suits me, that this entrapment is going to occur during baseball season.
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jsgoddess, because I married her and all that, and because she also shares the attributes I desire in both of the other Dopers referenced below.
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NAF1138, so that we can watch and discuss Dodgers games on Household Giant Screen TV #1. (It was a tie between him and silenus, but since silenus already stated that he didn’t want to be separated from his wife for some reason, I was forced to punish NAF1138 instead.)
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ZipperJJ, so that we can watch and discuss Indians games on Household Giant Screen TV #2.
I’m also guessing that the games of Trivial Pursuit would be fairly entertaining.
If numbers (1) and (3) will be in a room together, it’s probably a good thing that (2) will be there. 
I like to think I could live for a month with just about any combination of Dopers. However, I’d like to throw out that if twickster, WordMan, Eonwe and I were to share a house for a month, I think the result would be either a great jazz/rock concept album or a hit Broadway musical…
Pretty easy choices for me:
St Germain
EddyTeddyFreddy
The Lone Cashew
All have been exceedingly, totally, completely nice to me, never mocking or making fun of me, and we al love animals. So long as we can bring our critters along for this month we’ll have plenty of entertainment watching them and plenty to talk about. And I will enjoy cooking for them, too.
Sounds like fun! When do we start?
I’d go with an all-girl crew. zoogirl because I’d need a fellow Alice fan and both MsWhatsit and Nzinga because they’re smart, funny as hell and keep it real. We’d have a blast!
Who’s the best cook? 
It’s only for a month. I am going to go for a volatile recipe that should be fun:
Der Trihs
Bricker
Diamonds02
I got so excited about Athena cooking for me and PSXer that I forgot my third. You’re in! (Sorry jsgoddess…we’ll Skype ya?)
Well that would be a great reality show and possibly a CSI episode 
Capt
Any three from this list who would be up for it. We could play Free Association around the clock!
echo7tango 922
terentii 739
Labtrash 730
Siam Sam 700
Rhythmdvl 534
Elendil’s Heir 354
picunurse 310
Czarcasm 307
Make that Apples To Apples and I’m in!
Who are the three Dopers with the highest extra-cash-to-poker-ability ratio?
Tough choice! I’d love to pick Shodan as long as we had a “no politics” rule.
But I think my best choice would be:
olivesmarch4th
lorene
Unauthorized Cinnamon
swampbear, so I could bake him cookies. I can’t brew beer so he’ll have to bring his own.
twickster, because she’s exactly my age, to the day
Chefguy, because he could cook and I’d do the desserts. Well, the bread too.
We’d need Mean Old Lady to make sure our egos stay deflated.
Is poker anything like rummy? Perhaps you could teach me how to play?
Superkapowzler, Colibri*, Der Trihs. Laugh, learn, pontificate.
I’ll bring beer. I’m utterly unafraid of spiders. Can cook. Fill out a bikini very well. I’ve got a fanatastic music collection.
K, I got nothing to offer. I’ll just sit in the corner and listen, giggle quietly from time to time.
*pinch hitters: CannyDan, Croaltus, OlivesMarch4th, Becky(numbers, forgot her username).
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Qadgop the Mercotan–For his work tales.
Eve–How could anybody not pick her?
Skald the Rhymer–I’m a musical theatre nut.